Vernon: *walks in the living room where jeonghan is*
Jeonghan: uhm...hey...vernon. I. NEED. YOUR. HELP.
Vernon: why what is it?
Jeonghan: lately, Shua hasn't been himself. LIKE LITERALLY! He doesn't read the bible every hour, he stopped giving me verses, AND HE SWEARS!
Vernon: welp THIS CALLS FOR DRASTIC MEASURES *walks to the fridge and grabs a mystery bottle*
Joshua: *walks to the guys* *gasps*
Vernon: *is holding an alcoholic beverage*
Joshua: drink WATER, not ALCOHOL. May your soul be forgiven of this sin that you have committed. May the lord give you another chance. *Starts praying*
Jeonghan: *whisperst* i knew u could help
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