One afternoon in seventeen dorm, our alien hansol became very curious of something. Shall we find out what it is?
Vernon: *In the living room with the boys* Hyungs..i-i have a question.
Jeonghan: Are you gay?
Vernon: What? No!
Mingyu: You got someone pregnant?
Seungkwan: WHAT??!
Vernon: no. PLEASE, CAN ALL OF YOU LISTEN!
Seungcheol: Okay. Say it.
Vernon: So uh,, before i say it, Joshua hyung, i am not purposely offending you.
Vernon: Okay so uhh,, Holy water is also water right?
Minghao: Yeah no shit sherlock
Vernon: Wow rude,, but what if you drink the holy water and you piss after, is it called holy piss?
Joshua: I am deeply offended right now. May the lord forgive you sollie.
Vernon: So there's this other thing,, what happens if you poop it out?
Dino: lol he said 'poop'
Seokmin: You can poop water?
Minghao: no dumbass
Vernon: So if you poop it out,,is it called holy shit?
Woozi: HAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IM LAUGHING BCOS OF YOU IDIOTS
Joshua: THIS IS THE LAST STRIKE FOR ALL OF YOUR JOKES— IM OUT
LMAO IM SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYONE. I HONESTLY LAUGHED FOR 30 mins STRAIGHT.
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