why do you do this to him (stlye south park fanfic {smut})

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*stan pov

after we had done it, kyle decided to go for a shower as I went downstairs to grab breakfast, when I got to the kitchen I saw like sitting on the couch with a grin on his face "what are you smiling at?"I asked hoping that it was a shitty youtube video "who topped?" he said "Jesus you're a pervert" "what its a genuine question" kyle was gonna be pissed when he learns that like heard us "so?" he asked as I made some shreddies [best cereal ever] "do you really want to know" I replied "no but when I learned kyle was gay me and firkle put bets on whether he would top or bottom, I said that he'd bottom but firkle said he was totally top" he explained "hh...h-he" "I topped dildo" Kyle cut me off "damit now I owe firkle 20 bucks" Ike shouted

after breakfast I decided to go to the mall with Kenny and Butters mainly to help if the lgbtk came, even though they were feared the never dared touch anyone, since the cops in south park are only racist not homophobic. Kenny pulled up into kyles drive "cya kyle" I shouted while I ran to the car when I fell "you shouldn't run after what happened" he said picking me up off of the ground and carried me to Kennys beater of a truck bridal style "didn't hate each other like a week ago?" Kenny asked me "we worked it out" "you sure ye didn't work it in?" butters said "Jesus Kenny dating a day and you already made him a pervert" kyle said "you sure you don't wanna come?" I asked kyle "no thanks gotta deal with mom and dad" with that we headed on the way to the mall

"so... what are we gonna do about cartman" Kenny asked me and butters "reveal his and heidis sex tape?" i replied jokingly "no, i have an idea" Butters said devilishly "we will need to get it from my house but i can make the lgbtk fall apart" "let me guess cartman got salty that you wouldn't screw him so he made a video of him raping you and you somehow found it?" Kenny asked "no i have a video of him from wh...w-when we dd...d~ddated" butters said now uncertain "why are you so open about what happened with him?" I asked "lazy writing" he replied 

"are we gonna eat first or ruin cartmans life first" Kenny asked he always had a way with words and people "lets fuck up cartman" butters replied jumping up and down in the front seat "alright but where is the video?" I asked "ahhh poo, its in my parents house" butters replied "didn't you move out due to them being homophobes?" Kenny asked "I got kicked out did you think I was worried about a sex tape?" butters said all annoyed "alright, were all gay whose going in " I said jokingly "not Kenny hed beat the crap of the them, and they'd beat the crap out of me soo you now what that means"

well looks like I'm sneaking into a friends house to steal a sex tape maybe by one of my old best friends so I can fuck up his life due to him trying to fuck up my Super Boy Friends' life "alright where in your room is it" I asked "in my 3rd beside drawer" butters replied blood pumping. i snuck up the tree beside butters room where I knew that I could get up. once I got up the tree I noticed a siloute in the room, after looking closely I noticed that the siloute was... floating, well shit butters ain't gonna take this well. i snuck into the room into butters room where I found a note on butters bed, but it wasn't lindas writing it was bbb...b~butters, ima have to talk to him about this later. in his drawer I found 4 razor blades, a serated blade, 2 ropes and this tape, I assumed that his mom had found the note

I snuck outside the house and back to the tree and ran to the car, with the note in my pocket and the tape in my hand "you got it, did you see my parents" butters said "we'll talk when cartmans life is over" I replied "alright to sodosopa" Kenny said peeling out of the drive way, cartman will envy the day that he messed with butters and cartman

[alright I need a like hour long brake so ill start writing part two of this special at 10:35 since its a 09:35 so the sequel will be up by 2 at the latest -author man]

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