why do you do this to him (stlye south park fanfic {smut})

9.

*butters pov

i dont care that stan likely found my blades but he wont talk about it until cartman is gone. we drove to the outside of sodosopa, I doubt the lgbtk thought anyone could find them but if you were running an illegal organisation would you not put you're base in an abandoned house where no one goes "alright how do we do this?" I asked "well how about I go in there since I'm not out and cartman thinks I'm homophobic so ill go in say that I found a video incriminating butters so that they have a reason to kick you're ass so they'll want to watch it, when all of them are there we show them the sex tape, once cartmans face shows up then the beat the crap out of him since he can't go to the police, then boom his life is over" stan stated "you could've told us that you had a plan" kenny replied

*stan pov

deep breath ok stan you're gonna fuck up cartmans life and record it all "hold it" a voice called out "what are you doing here" the voice continued "I have proof of a 2 fags in south park that you guys can kill since there doing drugs in the video" I replied the person revealed himself to be... one of the aisan girls? weren't they super into hentai of week nevermind "[in Korean] get the others this is big" another girl replies "as big as the boss?" "bigger". with that the original girl led me up to steed where cartman was sitting "what do you want" cartman says "I found kenny and butters sextape and since when I tried to apologise they told my to kill my self  so here" I said handing it to him, the rest of the group filed in "play it cartman said to one of the girls 

the video starts with butters bottoming then he moves the camera to see who he was doing revealing it to be cartman, everyone turned to cartman, I immediately grabbed my phone starting to record as a bunch of homophobes started kicking cartmans ass not gonna lie they started to deal some serious damage to him I didn't care. one of the girls turned to me "now I understand why you're here, thank you but we arent homophobes it was our goal to lure cartman here but he was able to overpower us but now we have finally gotten rid of that homophobic trash" she began "let me guess 90% of you are gay or something " I said "yup" 

after I had checked cartmans pulse, not dead but not exactly dead... yet, i ran straight towards kennys car "drive to kyles house and ill show ye the video there. and uh butters we need to talk for a bit" i said frantically "why" kenny asked suspiciously "look ken ill tell you after, ok babe?" butters said "whatever you think is best buttercup" kenny replied kissing butters, so cute not as lovey dovey as week and Craig due to kenny being a perv

once we arrived at kyles house i opened the door to kyle... yelling?

*kyle pov

"I DONT GIVE A SHIT TOUCH IKE AGAIN YOUR DEAD" "HE IS A DIRTY FAGGOT KYLE AND IF YOU PROTECT HIM I WILL KICK YOUR ASS" "YOU FUCKED UP HARD YOU DUMB BITCH I HAVE A VIDEO OF YOU BEATING IKE AND A PHONE RECORDING WHERE YOU THREATENED HIM, YOU ARE NEVER SEEING HIM AGAIN" *click. "uhhh kyle?" i heard shit "stan hello,hi " i stuttered "we got a gift for you but i gotta talk to butters first, aight ky?" stan said "yea yea that's fine" i replied. stan and butters left to go upstairs "sooooo who topped?" kenny asked "for fucks sake why does averone know that we fucked?" i said jokingly "well I'm assuming you did since stans ass looked aggravated" kenny stated "and you noticed? stay out of my sbfs ass, he's mine" i stated "well id be more worried about what there doing up there" kenny said "we don't interrupt them" just as that was said stan came down as kenny went up the stairs and i swear i heard kenny asking for a... f~foursome? perv

"so whats the surprise" i asked "i held up my end of the deal" he replied a grin on his face " please tell me you have a video" i asked knowing what he meant "yup but kenny said since it was him and butters who helped me we owe him a favor and he and butters had thought that a fucking foursome was the best idea" he said dead serious "who cares I'm down but i want to watch the video" i replied. to gonna lie id say kenny and butters are both pretty hot under them clothes 

once the video ended "lets fucking go, did he die?" "no but he is likely crippled " I'm so happy that eric cartman is now not gonna be homophobic "what did butters need" "well his mom found his suicide note with a noose and blades which he used to use so she ended up killing herself so i felt like i should tell him alone but he said that his mom was worse than his dad so he was glad she was gone but still Kenny needs to talk to him about the cutting" stan explained "well that's deep" "not as deep as you're ass" kenny shouts as him and butters walked down the stairs "so kyle when can we get our payment?" "whenever i can get ike out of the house " "ok then. IKE YOURE GOING TO SLEEP OVER WITH KAREN TONIGHT" kenny shouted, smart bastard "ok kenny but you should at least keep quiet about what yer doing" ike replied "alright so you 2 come back at nine pick up ike drop him home then we sleep here, ok?" stan asked, we all agreed tonight would be interesting

[this will be one of the longest chapters but the rest of the story shall no longer involve cartman and also i got bored of my break so that's why its done -author man]

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