(Heath Ledger) Joker x Reader

Chapter 14: The Prison Break

(Y/N) and Tyrell are sitting in her old room munching on some snacks while (Y/N) works her small fingers on the laptop in front of her. "and... I'm in," she states. She hacked into the camera that was in the interrogation room at the MCU. Right now they are waiting for when the Joker is supposed to come in. Any minute now her plan should be sent in. At the MCU, the Joker is sitting in the middle of the cage just looking around. "Out of the way! All of you!" Gordan comes into the room shouting at all of the prisoners locked up in that cage. "No name, no prints, no dental records, no other alias," Gordan states referring to the Joker. The other officer tells Gordan to go home saying that he will need the rest, because Gordan was just promoted to Commissioner. Everyone starts clapping including the Joker with a smirk upon his face. He was removed of his many knifes and jacket suit. He looked kind of sexy like that in the jail cell. Finally the Joker realized what (Y/N) was talking about. A new man was just shoved into the cell with the Joker. "My stomach hurts. PLEASE!" the man shouts. "You're a cop killer, you're lucky to be able to feel anything below the neck. Step away from the bars," the police are shouting at him. The Joker knew it was (Y/N)'s plan, because that person was one of their goons. One that neither of them liked anyways. The Joker finally took this as his chance to get interrogated. (Y/N) and Tyrell are watching the screen and notice the Joker is being brought in when it was dark in the room. (Y/N) sits up with eyes wide ready to watch the scene before still munching on snacks by the way. "Does it depress you commissioner, to know just how alone you really are. Does it make it you feel responsible for Harvey Dent's current predicament," the Joker starts. "Where is he?" Gordan asks. "Well, what's the time?" "What difference does that make?" "Well, depending on the time, he could be in one place, or several", the Joker enunciates. "If we are going to play games," Gordan starts while taking the Joker's handcuffs off. "Then I'm going to need a cup of coffee." "The good cop bad cop routine." The Joker points at Gordan and clicks his tongue. "Not exactly," Gordan states walking out of the door. Suddenly the lights turn on and Batman is right behind the Joker. He takes the Joker's head and smacks his head on the table hard. (Y/N) visibly tenses. "Fuck this. Batsy isn't supposed to be there," she comments. "You never start with the head! The victim gets all fuzzy. They won't even feel the next..." The Joker gets cut off by Batman punching him hard in the hand that is laying on the table. The Joker just blinks and looks at him "See!" "You wanted me, here I am" Bataman states while sitting down across from the Joker. "I wanted to see what you'd do, and you didn't disappoint. You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me that's cold." "Where's Dent?" "Those mob fools want you done so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there's no going back. You've changed things. Forever." "Then why do you want to kill me?" The Joker laughs his hyena laugh to the point where it even shakes his body. "Kill you? I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you? Going back to ripping off mob dealers? No. No. No. You. Complete. me." "You're garbage who just kills for money." "Don't talk like one of them," The Joker states pointing at the glass window that he knows the cops are standing behind. "You're not. Even if you'd like to be. To them you're just a freak. Like me. They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out like a leapord. When the chips are down, these uh civilized people, they'll eat each other.  See. I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." Batman stands up and grabs the Joker by the collar pulling him over the table. "Where's Dent?" "You have all of these rules, and you think they'll save you." Batman throws the Joker up against the wall and pins them there with his arm slightly choking the Joker out. (Y/N) stops eating. Now she's visibly pissed and kind of worried. Tyrell notices, but doesn't say anything yet. Batman starts to speak again. "I have one rule." "Well, that's the rule you're going to have to break to know the truth." "Which is?" "The only way to live in this world is without rules. You're going to have to play my little game if you want to save one of them." Batman looks at the Joker questioningly. "Them?" "You know for awhile there, I thought you really were a dent. The first time we met when I kidnapped that girl, I remembered the way you threw yourself out that window after the one I dropped." The Joker starts laughing. Batman picks the Joker up and flips him hard onto his back on the big metal table. Batman grabs the chair and walks to the chair sticking it in the door so nobody can get in or out. The Joker laughs hysterically. He sits up and cracks his back. "Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?" Batman grabs the side of Joker's head and smashes it against the glass. "WHERE ARE THEY?" The Joker is on the ground now. "Killing is making a choice" Batman punches the Joker across the face. "WHERE ARE THEY?" "Choose between one life or the other. Your friend district attorney, or his blushing bride to be." The Joker starts to laugh but gets punched so hard that he falls to he ground. He laughs hysterically while on the ground and turns over and scoots back to the wall. "You.. you have nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength." Batman picks the Joker up by the collar of his shirt again. "But don't worry. I'm going to tell you where they are. Both of them. And that's the point. You'll have to choose. He's at 250 52nd street, and she's on uh, avenue X at Cicero." Batman threw the Joker onto the ground. (Y/N) was tense the whole time. Her fists were clenching and she was visibly angry. "Tyrell," she said in a low deep voice. "Go to the MCU, steal a cop car, and get the Joker." "Yes Boss." Tyrell left. (Y/N) punched a hole in the wall, but decided to calm down. She decided to get a bath ready for the Joker when he got home since he was just through a lot. Back at the MCU, the Joker is sitting on the ground being gaurded by one officer. "I want, my phone call.I want it. I want my phone call," The Joker stated. "That's nice." "How many of your friends have I killed?" The guard laughs and looks at the Joker. "I know the difference between punks and freaks like you who just enjoy it, and you killed six of my friends." The Joker just mocks him by mouthing the number six. At the cell where the goon is, he is complaining again. "Please, My insides hurt." he complains. The cop next to him speaks, "I don't really care. Back away." The goon speaks up again. "Boss said she would make the voices go away. She said she would reach inside and replace them with bright lights, like Christmas!" The goon falls to floor and starts to seize. "We need a medic down here." The cop speaks into his walkie talkie. They open the cell and start yelling at the other inmates to back up. Back to the Joker in the interrogation room, he starts to taunt the the guard again. "Do you want to know why I use the knife? You see, guns are just too quick. You can't, saver, all the little emotions. People tend to show you who they really are in their last moments. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" Back in the holding cell, two cops and a medic are leaning over the goon on the ground. They feel something under his shirt and lift it up. There is a huge line filled with stitched that go from his chest cavity all the way down to his stomach. In the interroation room, the guard is visibly upset and starts to take his jacket off. "I know you are going to enjoy this, but I am going to enjoy this a lot more," he states walking towards the Joker. The Joker grabs a broken glass from when his head was smashed into it and holds it to the guys neck. He takes the guy as hostage and gets out of the cell to other police officers whom he knows will give him what he wants. The police hold up their guns at him and ask what he wants. "Just shoot him," The man being held hostage keeps saying. "What? what are you saying?" the Joker taunts. "What do you want?" "I just want my phone call." The officer hands him a phone. The Joker starts dialing the number he was told to dial. The medics in the holding cell see the mans chest start glow and what sounds like a phone ringing. "Is that a phone?" Them the goons body explodes and blows up the MCU. The Joker is fine. He goes downstairs to find Lau. He grabs the keys, and grabs Lau, and runs out to the police cars. He sees Tyrell in one and gets in. Tyrell leads them back to the warehouse. Lau is taken to the basement and is tied up. The Joker goes up to his bedroom. His head hurt from being punched. Walking in he notices (Y/N) sitting on the bed. She gets up and hands him some medication and a glass of water. The Joker takes it. (Y/N) gets up and locks the door. "I know you don't like it very much, but I have a hot bath ready for you. It'll relax your muscles. You went through a lot J." "How did you know?" "I uh... hacked into the camera in the interrogation room." The Joker chuckled at her. "Come on J." She leas him to the bathtub and expects him to undress and get in. "You do it." He states. (Y/N) undoes his suit top and tie. "Finish yourself." The Joker just grumbles and finishes taking off the rest of his clothes and gets into the tub. (Y/N) turns around and comes to his side with a wet rag in hand. "Can I?" The Joker just grumbles and nods his head. (Y/N) slowly and careful takes his makeup off. Once she is done she grabs her first aid and starts cleaning the slight cuts on his face. "I normally don't say things like this, but you had me worried J." Jack just looks up at her. He doesn't say anything. "Come on. Let's finish getting you washed up and we can go to bed." "You do it." There he was being defiant again. You start to scrub his back and chest with the lufa. Then you grab a cup and fill it with water and wet his hair with it. Grabbing some shampoo you massage it into his head. The Joker visibly relaxes and leans into your touch. You chucle. "Feel good?" The Joker just hmms in approval. Then you take the cup again and rinse the shampoo out. Now you take conditioner and put that in his hair and rise that out as well. You squeeze the access water out of his hair and go to grab a towel and some boxer briefs for him. Returning with the items, you put them on the counter.  "You're done. drain the tub when you're out." You left the room and got the bed nice and comfortable. You turned on the tv, and laid in bed waiting for him to come out. Finally Jack comes out in just his boxer breifs and crawls into bed. You both snuggle up together and fall asleep instantly knowing that you are both okay. That night, Gotham gained a new criminal, and Batman lost someone dear to him.