How to Breakup 101

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Noah: umm. that was horrible

Cody: It's ok! it was only our first attempt...

Cody: ...

Cody: yeah it was horrible THAT MF-

Izzy: whwhwhwhwhwhwhatattatatatatatata?!

Owen: ^ whats up, lil bud?

Noah: well...uhmm...

Cody: we tried to get him to breakup with his bf, but now its EVEN WORSE

Heather: so Noah-it-all is gay

Cody: THATS NOT THE POINT HEATHER

Cody: so please shut tf up

Alejandro: you cant talk to her like that-

Heather: nahh its fine i wanna see where this goes

Justin: this chat just got 100% hotter

Trent: srsly justin

Gwen: Trent! i was wondering-

Trent: yeah no. i just got a new phone

Gwen: but-

Trent: n o .

Gwen: :(

Courtney: HA! no offence gwen im just not really over it-

Gwen: its fine. i get it

Gwen: i made a mistake and now i have to pay.

Duncan: hey how bout you ask gwen how to breakup

Gwen: not funny duncan.

Justin: breakups are easy if youre the one who wants to break up.

Noah: oh really? and i thought you had no brains

Justin: i have broken up with many girls before

Noah: ...huh

Cody: but this is different. he's REALLY possessive. like, REALLY REALLY possessive.

Justin: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Trent: maybe you should ask gwen; she might actually have some advice

Gwen: well yeah

Trent: ive always been the victim of the breakup...

Justin: so uh, who are you dating now? or are you uh like...

Justin: ...single?

Noah: Oh yeah

Justin: shut up noah

Izzy: ??????????????????????

Heather: yeah I need to know

Noah: none of your buisness

Noah: just his modelling stuf

Heather:... oh

Trent: Well yeah I am single now...!

Justin: okay

Justin: sorry that was awkward haha

Trent: haha anyways gwen?

Gwen: just say it to the guy's face, confidently (you should be good at this noah...)

Noah: but... he's actually intimidating...

Cody: I got this.

~

Cody walked towards Noah's 'boyfriend'. If he could even call him that. He was tall, and muscular. "Hey, Idiot," started Cody. He was not going to let him do this to Noah. His friend.

"What?"
"Noah wants to break up with you. We said it once, and we said it twice. NOT going to say it again." His voice was childish as always, yet confident.
"Ha. As if." The guy clenched his fists together.
"'As if'? 'AS IF'?! DUDE IT'S YOUR FAULT HE WANTS TO LEAVE YOU!" Cody was angry. He attracted attention from everyone. Noah shrunk into himself.
"Cody-"
"NO. THIS IDIOT HAS DONE ENOUGH!"

And then he punched him. Hard.

"Woah, Cody, how..?"
"I... I don't know..."
"HEY!"
"Noah! RUN!"

And soon enough, they were running down the road, continuously saying 'holy sh*t'.

~

Gwen: so? howd it go?

Cody: CANT TALK WE'RE RUNNING

Gwen: ...wtf





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