Can I stop being a wingman now?

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[A/N: DON'T KILL ME I'M SORRY SLOW UPDATES SKSKSKSKSKS-]

Gwen started a chat

Gwen added Cody

Gwen: Cody! My wingman!

Cody: hey gwen, whats up?

Gwen: 2 things

Gwen: 1) thanks, you've finally stopped hitting on me 2) can i ask a favour??

Cody: 1) np, im over you lol 2) what do you need?

Gwen: well you see

Gwen: trent and justin are together right?

Cody: yep...!

Gwen: ....i reallly like trent haha

Cody: i dont know, they seem happy together

Gwen: PLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEEE I'M BEGGING YOU

Cody: ummm,,, i'll see

Gwen: thanks soooo much cody!!!

Cody: hehe np....!

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Justin started a chat
Justin added Cody

Justin: heeeyyyyy

Cody: heeeyyy whts up??

Justin: oh my god ummm

Cody: ??? thats not a justiny thing to say...

Justin: I know trent likes gwen, but he keeps saying he likes me, and i like him its just sooooo confusing!!! haha umm

Cody: Ummmm hehe

Cody: i'll help you out dude

Justin: thanks bro.

Justin: how much should i pay you??

Cody: ....bruh

Cody: you dont need to pay me

Justin: r u sure? i can totally-

Cody: dude.

Cody: chill

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Trent started a chat
Trent added Cody

Trent: cody please-

Cody: HOLD UP

Cody: this is about gwen and justin, aint it?

Trent: wow uh

Cody: they spoke to me about it.

Trent: i like both of them!! A LOT!!!

Cody: i just dont get why everyones asking me?! like, im not even in a relationship!!

Trent: dude

Trent: you got me and gwen together and izzy just told everyone you kissed noah

Cody: HOLY-

~ La GC ~

Izzy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Noah: WTF IZZY WHY WOULD YOU TELL EVERYONE-

Heather: OMG REALLY?! OR IS SHE LYING

Alejandro: 👀

Noah: i-

Owen: ITS TRUUUEEEE

Owen: IT HAPPENED

Noah: i f*cking hate you all.

Harold: pfft you sure dont hate cody

Duncan: ^

Noah: harold, even im stronger than you. give up.

Harold: okay...

LeShawna: string bean, you have to stick up for yourself

LeShawna: But

LeShawna: YOU REALLY KISSED CODY, NOAH?!?!?!?!?!

Noah: f*ck.

~Trent and Cody~

Cody: oh god.

Trent: man its chill

Cody: trent, cant you do polyamory or smth?? not marrige, just a simple relationship

Trent: but then again, you could lose you job for being polyamoric(?). its not a protected status, unlike the gays.

Trent: and a three way marrige is just plain illegal

Cody: but you could marry gwen and justin could still be really close or vice versa

Trent: but thats like,,, not equal??? y'know

Cody: yeahhh... i mean, is your relationship platonic or like...

Trent: i mean my relationship with justin; we agreed for it to be platonic but with gwen,,, haha-

Cody: dude just do what you feel comfortable with :>

Trent: thanks man, that really helps

Cody: np

[A/N: three way marrige (I KEEP SPELLING IT WRONG SJDFGRNDJ-) is ILLEGAL in america, but polyamory isnt, it just isnt a protected status, as trent said. i did some hardcore research on this, so plz plz PLZ tell me if some info is incorrect, or y'know. i researched this because wattpad is an american company so i just wanted to check everything i was writing was okay with americans. :>] 


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