~ Hello! So, remember that Chapter where DJ had a total brain moment about Duncan? Well, I decided to take that one step further. So, without further ado, Courtney, Bridgette and DJ present to you... ~
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
(All credit goes to my hands 🙌)
DJ: Are we seriously filming this? *he looks around nervously* because, you know...
Bridgette: It'll be fine! Right Trent?
Trent: *from behind the camera* Yeah man! Chill.
DJ: If you say so...
*Courtney walks in front of the camera, takes a deep breath in...*
Courtney: Welcome to TeachDudcanManners!
Duncan: DUDcan?!
Courtney: Oh, shut-
*Bridgette puts her hand over Courtney's mouth*
Bridgette: *she whispers* We're supposed to teach him to be GOOD, not teach him to be BAD!
Courtney: *calmly moves Bridgette's hand* Duncan, I'd REALLY appreciate if you would shut your YAPS.
Duncan: *smirks* Anything for you, Princess.
Courtney: Can we do a lesson on getting him to STOP CALLING ME THAT?!
DJ: I told you this wasn't a good idea...
***
*the next scene shows Duncan sitting at a dining table, looking annoyed*
Duncan: I'm not a kid.
Courtney: *frowns* Well, you sure ACT like one.
Duncan: Hey, at least I'm not Cody 2.0.
Courtney: AT LEAST Cody uses his manners! UGH!
Bridgette: Okay, how about we get started?
DJ: So! Today's lesson is on please, thank you and no thank you!
Duncan: Uh, are you SERIOUS?!
Courtney: You said you'd do anything for your Princess.
Duncan: Well, yeah, but...
Courtney: Listen, if you were more of a gentleman, we wouldn't have to do this. So overall, it's kind of...
Courtney: YOUR.
Courtney: FAULT.
Duncan: Geez, touchy.
Bridgette: Okay, Duncan, if you want something, you say...?
Duncan: *pauses, then smirks and leans back on his chair* Gimme.
Bridgette: I- *she looks shocked*
DJ: Umm, it's a 6 letter word?
Duncan: Gimmee, with a DOUBLE 'e'.
*Courtney looks as if she's about to lose it*
Courtney: WHY YOU DUMBA*S, IT'S PLEA-
*Bridgette hastily pushes her out of the room*
***
DJ: Okay. Courtney's gone... *he looks even more nervous*
Bridgette: *puts her hands on DJ's shoulders* Look, you're the purest person I know! If anyone can teach Duncan manners, it's you, whether you're tough or not. Come on, DJ.
DJ: *hesitates* O-okay, I'll try.
Bridgette: Thanks. I knew I could count on you.
*Bridgette gives DJ a reassuring smile, which causes DJ to toughen up.*
DJ: *whisphers* For mama.
***
*Duncan is looking overconfident, with his knife stuck deep in the table.*
DJ: *Snatches Duncan's knife* We're gonna have to do it like this now, Duncan.
Duncan: Hey! Give it back!!
DJ: Nuh-uh.
Duncan: *mumbles*
DJ: WHAT do you say?!
Duncan: *reluctantly* P-please...
DJ: *gives him the wrong knife* There you go.
Duncan: Not that!!
DJ: Invalid. *DJ almost looks...bored?!*
Duncan: N-no... thank you...
DJ: *swaps the knife for the correct one* Now what do you say?
Duncan: T-thank y-you.
DJ: *smiles* SEE! Now you're getting it!
***
*Bridgette is clapping in a corner, until they all hear Courtney scream*
Courtney: F*CK YOU CHRIS!! AHHHH! GET IT OFF MEEEEE!!!
*Chris is heard laughing in the background*
Courtney: *with a racoon stuck to her arm* RACOOOONNNSSS!!!!
*Everyone screams and panics, it's a racoon apocalypse!*
Duncan: DIE!! *he hits a racoon with a baseball bat*
Trent: *turns the camera around to face him* And that's the end of this less- AHHHH!
*a racoon tackles Trent to the ground*
~ Hey! Hope you enjoyed the Episode. I know the racoons were a bit sudden haha. So this is a thing I'll be doing once in a while, just to keep you guys busy. I thought it would be quite funny. Let's just hope Duncan learns from this... ~
