unknown [zabdiel]

t w e n t y - t h r e e

perrie how is it going

you
what

perrie weren't you suppose to babysit today?

you
oh shit i forgot

perrie i'm sorry what???

you
i'm still doing it in the afternoon
you
i just forgot

perrie oh
perrie i thought you were doing it now

you
oh hell no, it's 10am

jade thirlwall and why you're awake?

you
zabdiel's snoring so badly he woke me up

jesy nelson omg kick his ass

you
i did. guess what?
you
he rolled over

perrie a boyfriend that snores is the worst

you
ikr 😭
you
what am i supposed to do now? watch him sleeping or???

jesy nelson kick him again

leigh-anne that's an option

jade thirlwall or punch him

you
i prefer kicking, i might say i didn't do it on purpose

perrie exactly

zabdiel de jesús writing it on a groupchat where your boyfriend is in makes your excuse less valid

you
wAIT
you
when did you wake up

perrie can you believe these two live in the same apartment?

zabdiel de jesús ten minutes ago. what's for breakfast?

you
nothing
you
it's your turn to make breakfast

zabdiel de jesús no it isn't

you
stop yelling
you
it's written on a memo

zabdiel de jesús i can't see it

you
it's on the fridge and if you are throwing it away right now, you'll make it tomorrow as well

perrie what's that

jesy nelson you have turns on who makes breakfast?

zabdiel de jesús yeah, it was my idea actually because i was the one making it every morning
zabdiel de jesús aiii pero soy tonto

leigh-anne at least he knows

you
mIII AMOOOOR
you
please can you make pancakes

zabdiel de jesús no

jade thirlwall oh my god what is that

perrie he said no

jesy nelson stop bullying him

zabdiel de jesús thank you jesy 🥺

you
well at least i'm not the one who's bullying him today
you
ooooo girls guess what

perrie what

leigh-anne what

jade thirlwall guess

jesy nelson spill the tea

you
yesterday i was buying groceries and i heard you on the radio
you
i was shocked

zabdiel de jesús shout out to my ex was playing the exact moment we saw perrie's ex

perrie HAHAHA
perrie wait
perrie usa knows us????

leigh-anne i hope you met him when the song was like "i hope she's getting better sex, hope she ain't faking like i did"

you
yes we did sksksk

zabdiel de jesús he was casually humming it
zabdiel de jesús when gloria introduced us i couldn't stop laughing

perrie such a funny story
perrie i saw a video on tiktok where a girl was listening to sotme and the caption was:
perrie malik's house 2035

you
i SAW IT
you
i couldn't stop laughing

perrie i'm craving fish and noodles
perrie shit, fish and chips

you
it won't ever beat
you
the trowing a baby one

zabdiel de jesús oh please i will never let her babysit any kid