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Iscanthroughthepositivehashtagslookingforvictims.Whenapersonpostedapictureofherdaughter beforelife-threatening surgery.Mydirectivesaretobringthecurrentmedicalsystemdown.Somy socialmediatrollprofilenumber8isineffect. "I've had three aunts in that hospital all brought in for the same reasons. All dead now due to malpractice and abused postmortem hashtagpositivevibes." Idon'tknowwhathappensafterIneverstaytoexperiencethemess.Imove one,morepeopletoignite.
Theygiveusdailydosagesequalpartsconcentrationvitaminsthemakemymouthdry,butIfocuswe arecommandedandinstructedintheartofimbroglio...Istilldon'tknowwhatthatmeans.
Thereisapulsatingringatthedoor.Themusicalnoteshaven'tstoppedplayingwhenthebuttonkeeps gettingfranticallypushed,skippingthemelody.Mypappascreamsatthecloseddoor.Ourusual deliverypersonarriveswithafewboxes;mypappaissigningoffthedelivery.Theyhavewhatyoucallin NorthAmerican"little talk."Ihearhimbickeringwiththedistanceand thestairs,andthenumberof boxesblahblahblah.Itcouldallstopifmypappawouldjusttiptheman."Butmymoneyis ourmoney."Isathingpappasays.
Socialmediatrollprofilenumber14is,ineffect,amaleteacherpostingasongtitled"Running up that hill."Thepostreads:"The feelings come up as I listen to this song every time. I think of the seventeen students I've lost and how I should switch places with them." Thenabarrageofpeople showingsympathy,andIaskthequestion; " Is he actually killing them?!Hashtag serial killer.":After that,thepeoplethatpostedearlierstartattackinghimuntilhedoesn'tquiteswitchplaceswiththem butjoinshisstudents,makingiteighteen.
Theboxesdeliveredarepartofwhatyoucallaside-professionIamaYouTubepersonalitymyself. Iopen andrateboxesandboxesoftoyssenttomeweekly,andIstillhavearoomfullofunopenedboxes;itgotso thatmypappahadtofinishhisemploymenttohelpmewiththeproductionfulltime.
IstartedamasterclassonbecomingaYouTubechannelpersona,tohavecompaniessendyoutoysfree ofcharge,allonehastodopromotethecompanyanditsproductspartofthemasterclassistopartofthat wasthattheyneededtologhourstrolling.IwouldteachthemtomastertheartofYouTubingsothatthey cangetfollowers.Mostofthefollowersofmypagearebyfaroldermen.Thiscouldbepartlybecause childrencannothaveemailaccounts,sothechildrenusetheirparents;however,Isuspectalarge majorityofmyfollowersareeitherchildmolestersorfutureones.
Ofcourse,Iwaswaitingforaninsubordinatetopopupfrommyarmy,"thewitch"howmypappacalled her,buthemispronouncedusingtheletter"B."ShehailedfromMalibu;IknowifthisMalibuisthesetting ofatelevisionprogramthatmyfatherandIenjoy,BarbieLifeintheDreamhouse,hesaysitsasgoodfor adultsasforchildrenplusithelpsourenglishaftershelearnedandtookadvantageofthemasterclass, shewantedtostopherdutiesinthatfarm.Sowewentoutforher.Thefarmygottogether.Inoneday,we alldiscreditedherandherfamily.Nowherpappaisinjailformanyheinouscrimesthefarmuncovered. Hewasstealingmillionsofdollarsfromvariouscharitiesthathelpedchildrenhospitals.Thenthe barrageofcompanies,denouncingherchannel,herperson,andherfamily.Itallstartedwithalie.
Ourtrollingissavingtheworld.Destabilizingcountriesandadevil-worshipingevilwitchfrom winningtheelectionsmypappa mispronouncedagain.Sheeatsunbornchildren.Preparingmy armyoftrollstoonedayseizecontrolofeverythingbeforetheyburntheworlddown.
Twofull-timejobs,rightingwrongsintheworld.Asforme,everythingisjust...perfect.
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Short Story@Diskordya a little girl talks about her jobs. (run-on sentences) in a troll farm and as a YouTube star.
