JoJo's Abridged Adventure Part 3: Reawakevengeanceing 5: The Retconning

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We zoom in to see Author-kun typing away at his phone.

MemeDreamz: "Okay, let's see what we got for a super duper serious chapter that showcases Y/N's ability to deal with defeat and his own mortality."

The....

MemeDreamz:

MemeDreamz:

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"..........."

Author-kun yeets the fucking phone out a window and grabs a new one from a drawer in his desk.

MemeDreamz: "Memes it is."

3rd POV
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It was a dark and stormy night... t-that's it. A body lay dormant on a metal bed. Whose body? Nobody knows, it's been covered by a blanket. A scientist is currently hooking all manner of tubes and needles to said body. Once that's all done for, he straps down the John Doe to the bed, and heads over to a switch.

Doc: "hehehe! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

He pulls down the switch, opening the skylight to the elements. Thunder and Lightning crackle and boom while the wind howls.... plus rain.

Doc: "Now... for the final step. Rook! Pull him to the skies above and let God strike him with all his heavenly might!"

Rook: "Yesh dawcter."

The man called Rook pulls down on metal chains that raises the bed higher and higher until it finally reached it's peak.

Doc: "Hey God! I bet you can't strike the body with lightning!"

God: "Hey, hey. I can do it but I choose not to."

Doc: "So you can't."

God: "I can but I don't want to."

Doc: "Just say you can't man, It won't shake my faith if you do."

God: "I'm not saying shit, I'm telling you that I COULD do it but I don't FEEL like smiting."

Doc: "Heh."

God: "IGHT! FUCKING BET!"

A single bolt of lightning strikes the body with the force of thunder.

Doc: "Okay, thanks God!"

God: sigh "Everybody gets one."

The metal bed makes it's decent back to the floor below. A wave of lightning flows like an ocean wave across the body yet it lay motionless still.

Doc: "Aww man. The higher ups over at the Foundation are gonna be pissed."

Rook: "Mei aye suggesht sumting dokter?"

Doc: "But of course my faithful companion."

Rook holds up his finger and leaves the room.

Five minutes later

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