Prepare for JoJo References and hella dank memes!
and it's Reader x Yang which means RWBY... how original I know but eh.
Please forgive my terrible writing skills, I'm new.
I was pissed at JiJi's retardation... but mostly worried. I have to get out of here and find Yang's house. With or without help. I went to my "room" to change clothes. Part of me is telling me to pack a little survival kit but it's just a forest, it can't be that bad, I traveled to Vacuo to kill a vampire for Christ's sake.
Joseph: "Y/N, what are you doing?"
Y/N: "Changing because I was NOT Pretty in Pink."
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I sarcastically say. I walk towards the door and pass JiJi but he grabs me by my shoulder... he just tainted my new threads... he's so brave and stupid... you sort of have to admire it.
Y/N: "Something the matter, Old Man?"
He looks me in the eyes with our patented glare.
Joseph: "Where are you going?"
Y/N: "I'm gonna go pick up a pack of cigarettes. That reminds me, when're you gonna take some milk to Josuke?"
Joseph: "You say that now but wait till you have one of your own. Now tell me where you're going."
Y/N: "Tsk tsk, nothing gets past you."
Joseph: "That's how I stayed alive for this long, now quit stalling or else."
I can feel his grip on my shoulder tighten while the faint crackle of Hamon tickles my ears. The old bastard's gonna tase me.
Y/N: "Kooooh~."
I channel some Hamon and focus some of it into my shoulder, so it can zap away his hand.
Bzzt!
Joseph: "Jokes on you, ya little shit. That was my prosthetic. Do I have to beat it out of you?"
The Clamp!
I take a deep breath and groan as I feel JiJi's hand absolutely crush my shoulder with his prosthetic.
Y/N: "I'm leaving."
Joseph: "But why?"
Y/N: "Because Yang and Ruby could be in their house, devastated and depressed. Ruby can be tough but deep down, she's still a kid that I need to love and protect. Yang is... she could probably be dealing with all this better but deep down, I know she needs me. She's stubborn, arrogant, obnoxious, and her pride is second to none and I find that so fucking hot. But to be honest, I'm afraid that she's not the same after that huge L she took when she lost my favorite arm, granted I fixed it but Crazy D doesn't restore mental health. Long story short, she's probably fucked up and in serious need of some tender loving care, and I'm gonna give it to her." Emphasis on tender. Yeah, tch tch, yeah, yeah, yeeaaah, tch tch, yeah, yeah, if you're horny let's do it, ride it, my ponyyy~.
I lose myself for a moment and just bob my head to the beat of Pony by Ginuwine... God, that song should come with birth control.