Rolling up to Ikea on their two-seated bicycle
*Ezume hopped off the bike with a spring in his step and waving his hands in the air*
Ezume: This place is so BIG!
*Kei grabs Ezume and drags him inside*
Kei: Let's be quick and you stay quiet, I don't want to cause more of a scene than we have to.
*With Ezume still grinning excitedly, they walk into the mall-like building. Immediately, Kei marches over to the kiddie play area and throws Ezume in the ball pit.*
Ikea Lady: Escuzuma Mistor, but your child seems to me over the height limit for the Booster the Rooster's ball pit.
Kei: He's a tall five-year-old
Ezume: BALLS!!!!!!!
Kei: See, what did I tell you
Ikea Lady: *stares in confusion*
Kei went off to look for the cheapest table Ikea could offer.
~~~~Meanwhile.....~~~~
*Konotori walks up to play area*
Konotori (to Ezume): excuse me young man, but on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate this play area? Is it fun enough for your tastes?
Ezume *while continuing to play with the balls* (to Konotori): It's uber fun! But I wanna see what else is in the building too!
Tori: perhaps you can assist me. Would you like to help me look for a play area suitable for children your age?
Ezume: Yes! Let's go look around Mister! *Ezume gets up from the ball pit with a jump sending ball flying everywhere and earning a glare from the Ikea Lady*
Tori: My name is Konotori, what is your name young man?
Ezume: I'm Ezume! Nice ta meetcha Tori-Tori!
*Ezume held out his hand for a handshake but when Tori goes to shake his hand Ezume quickly spits in his and hi-fives Tori instead*
Tori: That was repulsive! Is this seriously how kids make friends these days
(Ezume is three years younger than Konotori, 18 and 21)
Ezume: Well my best friend Kei loves it soo yeah!
*Already getting distracted from the conversation Ezume starts to head for the exit, still grinning like an idiot*
Tori: Hey! Where do you think you're going?
Ezume: Comeon Tori-Tori!!! Let go exploring!
Tori: Alright just remember to keep your saliva in your mouth this time
Ezume: My best friend is always telling me that, but nooooo prooooomises!!!
Tori: Your best friend sound like a reasonable person
Ezume *nods*: mhm, he really likes his flamethrowers
Tori: Is your best friend old enough to operate that kind of weapon?
*Ezume cocks his head*
Ezume: what do you mean?
Tori: Well I imagine there must be some sort of age restriction, how old is your friend?
Ezume: Who knows!
*Ezume starts to walk towards the child play area exit but the Ikea Lady steps up*
Ikea lady *in an old lady strict voice*: siiirr where do you think you are going?
*Ezume turns around, still with his large innocent grin*
Ezume: Eat my shorts!
*Ezume darts off with a surprising burst of speed, dragging Konotori along with him while laughing loudly*
Ikea Lady *shouts*: misttttttoooooorrrs!!!!
Tori *yelling at the lady while being dragged*: I am so sorry ma'am!
~~~~ Meanwhile, with Kei...~~~~
*shopping for tables*
Announcer: ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS. TWO CHILDREN HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO HAVE ESCAPED THE CHILD FACILITY. IF YOU SEE A BLUE HAIRED BOY, AND AN EXTREMELY TALL BIRD LIKE MAN, PLEASE CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES
Kei: Oh god, here we go again.
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The Main Dish: Tori-Tori
HumorKei and Ezume are at it again. With their table at the end of its days, they set off to get a new one, only to get something better. Chapter 1
