~~~~Back to Ezume and Konotori...~~~~
Tori: KID SLOW DOWN I'M TRIPPING OVER HERE
*Ezume slowed down and turned to Konotori*
Ezume: Hey, you hungry? I'm hungry!
Tori: I could eat, do you have any money?
Ezume: Money? Isn't that the green stuff that grows on trees? My best friend has a lot! But no, I don't have any, do we need it?
Tori: I guess I have enough to pay for both of us, what do you want to eat?
*Ezume's grin doubled in size when he saw the free salt packets*
Ezume: Salt!
*Ezume proceeds to skip away to the cafeteria area, salt straight ahead*
Tori: You just want salt? That's extremely unhealthy
Ezume *not caring about the response*: Health? What's that?
Tori: Alright kid just go get some food and meet me back at this table okay?
*Ezume stops dead in his tracks when a sign catches his eye*
Ezume: Are those... balls of Meat??????!!!!!!!!
Ezume *while pointing at the sign excitedly*: Tori-Tori!!!!! Balls of Meat!!!!!
Tori: Ok here's some money, knock yourself out kid
*Ezume grabs the money and darts to the front of the line, cutting in front of everyone else*
Tori: *shouting over to Ezume*: Don't spend all of it kid I'm not exactly made of money!
Ezume *laughing*: My best friend says the same thing!!!!
Ezume (To the lady behind the cash register): Gimme all the balls of meat you've got!
Cafeteria Lady: ....
*Ezume slaps all the money Konotori gave him on the counter grinning*
Ezume: and all your salt too!
Cafeteria Lady: *slaps two salt packets* enJoY... NEXXXT
Ezume *not moving*: ... Where's the salt?
Cafeteria Lady: those packets... now move on!
*Ezume still doesn't move and squints down at the two salt packets on the counter*
Angry customers in line: Hey what's the holdup!!????
Ezume *shouting back in a cheery voice*: I'm waiting for my salt!
Cafeteria Lady: I gave you your salt!!!
Ezume *in an innocent voice*: Where?
Cafeteria Lady: THESE GOSH DARN DIGGILY PACKETS RIGHT HERE YE O'L COOP *shoves salt packets at Ezume*
*Ezume looks directly at the salt packets on the counter then back up at the cafeteria lady*
Cafeteria Lady in an annoyed voice: *pulls out a large bucket of salt packets* we can only hand out a max of three packets per person
*Ezume just smiles at the lady, not moving an inch*
Angry Customers: RIOOOOOTTTTTT *chanting* WE WANT ALL BALLS OF MEAT! WE WANT ALL BALLS OF MEAT!
Tori: *looks over to see what all the fuss is about to see a line of screaming customers behind Ezume while a cafeteria lady angrily chucks salt packets at him*: Holy cow this kid is insane
Cafeteria Lady: I'm calling security. I don't get paid enough for this.
Tori: *sprints over to Ezume and grabs him before security does* Kid I've been hanging out with you for about 5 minutes and security and already chased us twice
Ezume: MY SALT!!!!!!!!!
*Ezume shoves the meatballs into his mouth*
Ezume (In a loud whining voice): They're not salty enough!!!!!
Tori: what is with your salt obsession
Ezume *still whining and while shoving a meatball into his mouth*: salty boys need salt
Tori: your gonna be sick if you keep shoving those in your mouth
*Ezume ignores him by shoving the final meatball in his mouth and gulps it down without chewing. Only to look over and see a flash of white and purple*
Ezume (In a small voice): Kei?
*The sound of Ezume's voice was cut off though by a large fart that exploded out his rear end directly onto Konotori*
Kei *pushing a cart with a new table in it, looks over shoulder*: What the flying fishbutter was that??
Tori: GEEZ kid why
Ezume *more clearly recognizing Kei, said in a cheery voice*: KEI!!!
Tori: Is that your best friend over there?
Ezume *nods enthusiastically*: Mhmm! My best friend in the whole world!
Tori *to Kei, grabbing Ezume by the shirt*: I believe this belongs to you sir
Kei: never seen that man in my entire life
Ezume *reaching over and grabbing Kei into a large hug*: I missed you sooooo much! And Look! I made a new friend, Tori-Tori!
Tori: My name is actually Konotori, you must be Kei. Nice to meet you sir, I hope you are slightly more sane than your best friend here
Kei: yeah, I actually don't care but-
*a small spider crawls out of the newly purchased packaged table*
Ezume *while pointing to the small spider*: Oh hey Kei! Look its a spider!
Kei *RIPS outs his flamethrower*: AHHHHHHAHGGGHH
*SWooshes is everywhere incinerating the entire new table and burning everything around it in Ikea*
Tori: GOOD GOD MAN get a grip it's just a spider *flicks it off with finger*
But alas, it was too late. Kei had already destroyed everything in a 10 foot radius.
Kei *heavily panting*: Did I get it?
Ezume *While letting out a series of gassy farts*: Hmmm, I'm not sure
Tori: YES I'M FAIRLY SURE IT'S DEAD
kABOOOOM
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The Main Dish: Tori-Tori
ЮморKei and Ezume are at it again. With their table at the end of its days, they set off to get a new one, only to get something better. Chapter 1
