"BITCH OPEN YOUR FUCKING DOOR," hyunjin yelled as he aggressively knocked on the poor boy's door. after the eventful day minho had today, he collapsed on his couch and fell asleep.
"ugh coming," he groaned, lazily dragging himself off the couch.
"hurRY UP YOU DUMB FROG," hyunnin yelled. a loud thud was heard from inside, followed by a small 'ow'.
"geez i'm coming," minho unlocked his door, he squinted at the three males in front of him.
"wait hoes i can't fucking see," he mumbled, dropping to the floor to find his glasses.
"here," felix kindly handed minho his glasses.
"at least someone has some human decency," minho rolled his eyes at the other two.
"WHY ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT?" hyunjin aggressively yelled.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FREAKING OUT ABOUT," he yelled back.
"hey can we cal-" felix cut himself off noticing hyunjin drill holes through him.
"hey, don't look at my baby like that," minho squared up.
"smh," seungmin facepalmed.
"minho, have you seriously not seen it? it's literally everywhere!" hyunjin freaked out.
"i literally have no idea what you're talking about," minho nervously chuckled. he started thinking about the worst outcomes. minho watched as hyunjin frantically tapped his phone, a little too hard.
"here!" hyunjin shoved his phone in minho's face, he squinted his eyes due to the brightness of hyunjin's phone.
"WHAT!"
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"ARE U SAYING THE ATTRACTIVE MAN THAT WAS CARRYING ME WAS BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN," minho hyperventilates as he cried his eyes out while rolling on the floor.
"calm down hyung," felix panicked. seungmin debated on whether he should call 911 or not.
a loud crash came from the front of minho's house causing them to look at one another. "WHY IS MY CHILD CRYING? I CAN SMELL IT A MILE AWAY!" woojin appeared out of nowhere.
"MY DOOR!" minho sobbed, seeing woojin step on his precious fallen door. "oops," woojin awkwardly laughed.
seungmin glared at woojin for making minho cry even more.
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"i still can't get over how cute he is," chan daydreamed for the millionth time today.
"i wonder what he's up to," he picked up his phone to slide into minho's dms, only for the colour to drain from his face.
BREAKING NEWS
bang chan from 3racha spotted carrying a male, supposedly a fan, at the mall.
"fuck, he knows now,"
