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Rachel's POV

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Rachel's POV

We heard Stephanie yelling our names so we came by the stairs "come say goodbye joeys here" Steph said "hey kids" Joey said we all just kind of ignored him while we were playing on our devices

Then Stephanie went on about how we have to brush our teeth and stay in school blah blah blah is all we heard.

Then we went back to Jackson's room to keep play games

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Then Joey came into the room "hey guys" Joey said "I'm watching a live satellite feed from Pluto not much going on" Max said "you like Science all right I have an impression of astrophysicist Neil Degrasse Tyson early morning after breakfast cutting the cheese" Joey said then he started making this weird farting sound

"Really nothing" Joey asked "Joey everybody knows that the great Neil deGrasse Tyson does not fart" Max said "come on I'm here to have fun with you guys Ramona get in here" Joey said "that's a bad Idea" I said "what is it I am binge watching Sharknado trilogy" Ramona said "come in" Joey said

"i'm banned from this room" Ramona said "Jackson and Rachel that is not very nice" Joey said "it's ok I banned myself" Ramona said "I wish I could banned myself but Jackson would go crazy with out me" I said as Jackson rolled his eyes

"Well tonight we are going to have some fun together our first game is called get your devices back" Joey said as he grabbed all of our electronics and ran down the stairs then he locked them in a drawer by the couch

"And the winner of our first game is me because tonight we are going to device free" Joey said "how are we to have any fun without our stuff" Jackson said as we all agreed

"ladies and gentlemen I give you the Gladstone Gallery of wacky weapons" Joey said then we all gasped as he pulled off the sheet and revealed a bunch of cool gadgets

"Holy chalupas" Max said "These are what you call your classics you got your super soakers your silly string your slime rifles and the granddaddy of 'em all a Joey Gladstone designed toilet paper leaf blower gun could have use this baby last night at Arby's" Joey said

"these are for a little kids so you little kids have fun" Ramona said "she just called you a little kid are you going to take that" I said as I grabbed one of the silly strings and handed it to Jackson "no I'm not" Jackson said then squirted her with silly string

"Oh you think that's funny" Ramona said while squirting Jackson with silly string

"Don't I get any silly string" Max said as all three of us squirted him with silly string "not what I meant" he finished

Then he was handed a silly string by Joey and squirted us and we started squirting the silly string back

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"That's for eating all the raisins out of the raisin brand" Jackson said as he shot a Nerf bullet at Ramona

"That's for having terrible aim in the bathroom" Ramona said as she squirted Jackson with silly string

"That might have been me" Max said "dude tmi" I said "you try to pee on your tippy-toes" Max said

Then we heard the doorbell ring "who's there" I said "Pizza delivery dude" the guy said "Pizza awesome" Max said "I call pizza truce" Ramona said

Then all four of us ran to the door to open it and see Joey then he pulled out one of his slime guns and started squirting us with the slime.

"The old fake pizza delivery trick" Joey said "wait there's so pizza" Max said "let me help you with that mess" Joey said

Then he pulled out his toilet paper leaf blower gun and started wapping us and toilet paper.

"consider your self wiped" Joey said in a weird tone "you guys are pathetic you couldn't beat me if it was three on one" Joey said

"this is not right" Jackson said "yeah we are a mess and Joey is spotless" I said as I finished Jackson's sentence which he smiled at but then I realized it was just cringe

"let's stop sliming each other and start sliming Joey" Ramona said as we all agreed

"So let me get this straight there was never any pizza" Max said "no there was not" I said

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Jackson Joey is sneaking around the house he's heading towards the front door" Max said as me Jackson and Ramona were setting up the trap

"Okay everybody, in our positions" Jackson said "okay i here footsteps" I said

Then Stephanie Kimmy and Dj walked in the door and it was too late we had already pulled the slime bucket and they were covered in slime.

Then Joey walked in the door "Beautiful plan gone horribly wrong" Joey said

"How rude" Steph said "In our defense we never thought it'd work this well" I said "But enough about us how was your night" Ramona said

"I had so much fun making a mess I think I have a dark side" Max said

"What's happening Joey" Dj said then they all started bickering

"Keep in mind when I got here I found some kids who didn't get along well except Jackson and Rachel" Joey said "and were obsessed with there electronic devices now I'm leaving you with some pals you had some great fun together The good old fashion way with family friendly violence" Joey finished

"Ok you're welcome so long everybody" Joey said as he walked out the door then all three of the ladies were bickering again

"Joey wait you forgot my hug" Max said "oh sorry little Max" Joey said then we started squirting him with the slime guns it was priceless

"Told you I have a dark side" Max said

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Sorry I have not posted but I will try to post more frequently this chapter was also kinda crappy. My favorite saying from then episode was "it's Friday night and Dj's not in her Pj's" that line was priceless. Thank you so much for the reads it means a lot!

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