The Pewdz Short

Chapter 1

(This is just an intro to trick all programmers into subscribing to Pewdiepie and Jacksepticeye. Scroll down to see the story begin.)
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C#
Console.WriteLine("I am David. I am the one that wrote this book.");


using System;


namespace ConsoleApplication;
{
Class Programme


static void Main (String[]Args)
{


int number
Console.WriteLine("Please enter a number between 1 and 11:");
number = int.Parse(Console.ReadLine());


if(number > 11)
Console.WriteLine("Hey! The number should be 11 or less!");


else


if(number < 1)
Console.WriteLine("Hey! The number should be 0 or more!");
else
Console.WriteLine("SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE AND JACK!!!");
Console.ReadLine();




Originally written in Comic Sans...
Hope you enjoy (Brofist, and top o' morning!!)

(Chapter One: Pewdz)

Pewdz sat on the floor, back leaning against the wall, and Edgar lying on his lap.He was staring at his computer, wondering whether it'd been time to go live.

He loved being Floor Gang.

"Floor Gang 4 life," he'd always said in his gruff, edgy, rough-tuned voice.

Edgar sqeezed in a laugh as he shook his head.

"Sorry," the tiny dog said.

"Hm..." Pewdz's eye narrowed with suspicion. "Did you just speak..., Edgar?"

"No," Edgar said. He shook his head again calmly and, repeated, "No... I didn't-- I didn't speak."

"Hm..." Pewdz said, shrugging. "Must be the wind then."



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Pewdz then proceeded to take his mouse pad, and stare hard at it."You shouldn't use that mousepad, Pewdz," Edgar said.

"Why?"

"It leads you to be comfortable. Makes you weak."

"Makes me weak?" Pewdz retorted. "Am I... talking to my dog?"

"No," Marzia said, walking in. "I just had the radio-transmitter etched onto Edgar's mouth, so he could impress the audience and increase the click-rate value. Kind of like augmented reality, but with dogs."

Pewdz's eyes narrowed. "That doesn't make any sense... Augmented reality has nothing to do with... You know what? I don't care; whatever you do, don't make things too weird for everyone."

"You said you wanted horror, right?" Marzia asked.

"Huh?"

The word had flown over Pewdz's ears...

Little did he know things were about to go haywire...

*****


"Live... we go!" Marzia said.

"Ha-ha, how's it going bros? My name is... Peeeewdiepie!"

"Pewdiepie," Edgar joked. "More like Pew-I-wish-you-died."

"Marzia?" Pewdiepie whispered.

The audience watching numbers had hit 60,000.

'IS THAT EDGAR TALKING?' a fan asked.
'don't spam caps, NatureboyfanPewdz10127. You've been warned,' a mod said.