𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗖 𝗜𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 ◦ ᴛxᴛ

(𝗨𝗡)𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗚𝗨𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗔𝗠

Helpful (?) Guide to Yang Sam

Beomgyu:"Sam you can't just draw faces on carrots and call them your friends "

"actually I can, now I don't your invite to this tea party, so shoo"

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"Again...how do you burn an soobin hyung?"

Soobin:"it want my fault!"

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*Opens curtains*

"Ahh! Is that the thingy those creature from the outside call a sun?"

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"No that's bull I put the uno reverse card!"

Taehyun:"but your turn was skipped"

"Oh so now you guys are hanging up on me?!"
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"Taehyun-hyung has big arms...my arm are spaghetti noodles like soobin-hyung"
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"Ow why'd you hit me hyung?!"

"My arms not spaghetti noodles"

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Yeonjun:"How do you loose sam at the mall, he literally is wearing a chimmy costume"

Hueningkai:"in my defense, he was too small to keep an eye on"

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"Y'know hyung, my biggest flex is that only me and hueningkai can do shampoo commercials"

Yeonjun:"why you little"

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Beomgyu:"how the hell did you manage to get stuck in cabinet?"

"So me and hueningkai were playing hide n seek so I thought maybe I could still fit but it seems I grew"

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"Oh my gosh is that jimin-sunbaenim?!...ok everyone act cool, c'mon sammie be cool"

Jimin:"hey guys-"

"Jimin-sunbaenim, I'm sorry but I stayed watching a video about my favorite ship being you and Tony!"

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"Hyung...what's a fanfic?"

Soobin:"oh don't click any link on fanfics ok? It's pretty dangerous there"
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"Pfft I don't have a favorite hyung......it's Taehyun-hyung"

Hueningkai:"what about me?!"

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"I should join stray kids so I can be a part of the aussie line"

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"Why do you guys always make me order for you when we are in America?"

Soobin: "Cause you know more English, now order me a club sandwich

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Chapter 2 is done wooo! Anyway love you bubbies and see y'all next chapter :)