TW: Swearing, ALMOST mentions of fighting and stuff. You know, the fun stuff.
Phee: Okay, sit down anywhere you want, and we will grab y'all some snacks.
Eliza: Okay.
Alec: *Comes out with arms full of random snacks.* Here you go. Enjoy children *Passes food out*
Alex: We are older-
Alec: Shut up, sideburn boy.
Phee: It's a figure of speech.
John: The future is weird.
Alec: It gets even worse.
*Everyone is slightly scared*
Phee: Don't scare the historic people.
Alec: *Huffs*
Phee: Okay, let's start. Playbooks are on the sides of your chairs.
Everyone: *Grabs books*
Alec: They will tell you which actor plays you, and so forth.
Angelica: Okay!
Phee: A lot of people of color play you guys, so, please. Enjoy the show, because they are some really talented people, and also they are really cute, and you might have bi panic, even if you're straight, so yeah.
*Music starts*
AARON BURR:
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman,
Alex: Wow bro.
Burr: That's not me!
dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by Providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
Jefferson: Scholar? Maybe. Hero? Not so much.
JOHN LAURENS:
The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father
Alex: What's ten dollars?
Phee: A type of money
John: Oh. Dude, why didn't you tell us you didn't have a dad?
Alex: I don't need people to pity my past.
Eliza: *Stares at Hamilton* Well, sometimes you should have people pity your past. Makes us understand you.
Got a lot farther by workin' a lot harder
By bein' a lot smarter
By bein' a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
Madison: 14?!? That's really young. Nice job.
Alex: Thank you Madison.
THOMAS JEFFERSON:
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted
Away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
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Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)
FanfictionAuthors: @miss_phee, @emo-and-exhausted premise: we kidnap hamilton characters at awkward moments and force them to react to a musical about themselves(as well as basically every other form of media) Highest ranking: #2 in pheaker #6 in alexhamilton...
