[Eliza:]
Stay alive...
Eliza: I asked one thing. ONE THING. And what happened.
Peggy: I died.
Alex: I died.
Philip: I died.
Angelica: I also died, but was there for you.
Eliza: *Puts head in hands and groans*
[Eliza/Angelica/Ensemble women:]
Stay alive...
[Hamilton:]
I have never seen the General so despondent
I have taken over writing all his correspondence
Congress writes, "George, attack the British forces."
I shoot back, we have resorted to eating our horses
Local merchants deny us equipment, assistance
They only take British money, so sing a song of sixpence
Hercules: The poor horses!
Angelica: Why do they only take British money if they are trying to get free of British rule?
People who fought in the war: *quiet*
Phillip: Cause they were selfish idiots?
Eliza: Phillip!
Phillip: It's true.
[Washington:]
The cavalry's not coming
Peggy: Oof.
Hamilton Peeps: What?
Peggy: Peggy knows all.
[Hamilton:]
But, sir!
[Washington:]
Alex, listen. There's only one way for us to win this
Provoke outrage, outright
[Hamilton:]
That's right
[Washington:]
Don't engage, strike by night
Remain relentless 'til their troops take flight
[Hamilton:]
Make it impossible to justify the cost of the fight
[Washington:]
Outrun
[Hamilton:]
Outrun
[Washington:]
Outlast
[Hamilton:]
Outlast
Jefferson: Stop being a parrot.
Alex: No.
[Washington:]
Hit 'em quick, get out fast
[Hamilton:]
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Hamilton Reacts To Hamilton(and some other stuff too)
FanfictionAuthors: @miss_phee, @emo-and-exhausted premise: we kidnap hamilton characters at awkward moments and force them to react to a musical about themselves(as well as basically every other form of media) Highest ranking: #2 in pheaker #6 in alexhamilton...
