LACUNA ✰ BNHA

64: FEMBOY FRIDAY

I am back from my month hiatus! Please read the a/n at the end of the chapter, it's important!

-bella <3

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In which the heroes and sidekicks meet up to discuss Nighteye's new toy. 

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[NAME] WAS SUDDENLY BROUGHT OUT OF HER UNCONSCIOUS STATE BY FEELING an overwhelming itch on her elbow, courtesy of Hawks's flirty feather. She groggily widened her eyes, only to see the familiar blinding white lights of the infirmary.

"My weenus..." [Name] drooled, sitting up in bed. However, the girl soon realized that she was not in the best position to scratch her elbow, as one of her arms was in a cast and the other was doping up on an IV drip (😎 💦 ).

[Name] leaned forward and obnoxiously tried to bite her elbow before the door to her room burst open, causing the girl to roll off her bed and almost fall face-first on the ground.

"Damn bitch, you live like this?"

Strong arms gently wrapped around the [h/c] haired girl's body. The owner's gentle and warm skin sent mini electrical pulses through [Name]'s veins, not painful, but enough to fully wake her up.

[Name] looked up to see a gorgeous blonde nurse, who was wearing a tight uniform. She had big tibbies, (not that [Name] was looking), and a dark streak through her hair. If [Name] wasn't high off her ass on meds right now, she probably would have been able to tell that it was Kaminari wearing a nurse uniform with fake implants on his chest.

"Thanks Denise, I'll give you a smooth in return," [Name] said, giving a thankful kiss to Kaminari's cheek but missing and instead making out with the air beside him, causing him to rethink why he was here 'just to suffer 💔.'

"[Name], it's Kaminari. I had to sneak in here because it's past visiting hours-- woah, your bandages are bleeding, let me get that for you," Kaminari grinned as he grabbed some gauze and alcohol.

"I don't really trust you to be my nurse but okay..." [Name] snorted as Kaminari slid out of his uniform, a pair of shorts and a shirt underneath. "No, what?! What are you doing! Put the uniform back on!"

"Too bad [Name], if you want me to wear a skirt you're gonna have to wait till Femboy Friday," Kaminari huffed, shattering the hopeful expression on her face.

With focused golden eyes, the blonde leaned in towards [Name]'s face as he gently swabbed at her facial wounds, making her wince.

"Talk to me [Name]." Kaminari said softly as he worked on her face, trying to get her mind off the wounds.

"Okay, uh-- Bro, think about it. If you remove the 's' from society and then remove the rest of the word and replace it with Minecraft you get the word Minecraft, 😩😩😩😳😳 Bro we live in Minecraft..." [Name] said in between the stinging pain.

"Does that mean we can put our beds together?" Kaminari smirked. "Maybe even cuddle and hold hands?"

"Bet," [Name] said, reaching for one of Kaminari's free hands. She gently lifted it and wound her fingers between his, causing him to blush furiously and become slightly shaky.

"You flirt with me so boldly and can't even handle holding hands?" [Name] snorted. "Come on pussy, you must be used to this kind of shit."

"N-No-- I mean yes, I mean-- It's different with you." He said quietly, avoiding eye contact.