The word of our lord has been written down, to commemorate this worlds creation:
"The beginning has finally come, and it is time to accept one thing... This blank plane of existence is pointless, where are the Dallas Cowboys? Excuse me while I go and create the universe." ~ ~ Our Lord Ruiz, paraphrased
And thus He went to work, adding star dust here, and planets there. Eventually he figured out the perfect combination, and just like the Dallas Cowboys and the UCLA Bruins doing good in the same season, something beautiful was made. And that was Earth, and the rest of the solar system, finished in only 24 hours on what he deemed to be a Saturday
He manipulated time itself, making millions of years go by in a day (Sunday to be specific), appearing to give hints to humanity on how to achieve football. Eventually he found the perfect time, and dropped in to start his sports column in the Long Beach Post. His sports news would take the world by storm, the only problem being his devoted religious followers.
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The word of our lord, Jason Ruiz
Non-FictionA ancient religious text painfully translated by a small team to help the up and coming religion group known as the Jasonites. This groups grows in size everyday, and seems to be a close runner up when deciding the top 12 religions. A/N I apologiz...
