Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 9:40 PM
hey... i found my moms email. Do you have any friends? I would like to meet them. I'm throwing a party but nobody will come to lame little Jeremy's party! Will you?
We've talked before. My name is Jeremy and I wanna be your friend!
--
Ok, g'day
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 9:46 PM
Sure, what time is the party?
Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 9:47 PM
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to me
Oh ok! Yaaaay I'm gonna tell mommy! I'm so excited! In return I'll let you play with a few of my balls! Yaaaaayyyyy!--Ok, g'day
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 9:49 PM
to Jemima
I can't wait either! That seems real fun!
Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 9:51 PM
to me
Yeeeeees. My mommy has heart palpitations. My address is--Ok, g'day
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 9:55 PM
to Jemima
Wait, your mother has heart palpitations? That sounds like a serious issue.
Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 9:58 PM
to me
Oh it's ok. Sometimes she falls to the floor in spasms and I can use her emails, she says it's from her stress with some lady named Jackie Carmona or something similar. She screams a lot of bad words about you like...well excuse my language, (Shi-shut up!) I think she's going but she quickly stops when I walk in!--Ok, g'day
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:01 PM
to Jemima
Well, I wonder why you're inviting me over if your mother hates me.
Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:04 PM
to me
She doesn't hate you! Unless you're Jackie Chan! She hates her bff Maddie san though. Sometimes she just sits around depressed and thinks about what her life might have been like if she never played Apples to Apples with her at camp. Or maybe she just hates postmenopausal white women because they challenge her authority. I think that's what she said, there were a lot of big words in there. One time she got into another fight with one of them about who scratched whose car! I couldn't even SEE the scratch. My mother is always right though, and never makes mistakes, and neither do I because mistakes are for people who will never accomplish anything in life!--Ok, g'day
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:08 PM
to Jemima
Wow. Umm, You mean, Jovan Camden? Yeah, that's me. I mean, I don't want your mother to be sick or anything. I believe that your mother should be in good health before I come over.
Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:10 PM
to me
Ugh you aren't my friend! If you were you would want to hang out with me! I'm giving this back to my mother. She's going through a palp ZfBjnjnhvyxdxdtvuhk jHELP tyfuyukuhfgufguicgvhjfukfgfgui--Ok, g'day
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:12 PM
to Jemima
Hold on, no-one said I didn't wanna be your friend. 
Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:14 PM
to me
GyyxfvcdjhcrbnkjnlmskmspmwomapmkspmdopxnijdniudbisHELP JOHANNAFucumvjkcmughxcgc--Ok, g'day
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:19 PM
to Jemima
b-but where's jeremyyyyy
Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:20 PM
to me
Vjbgvhvghvgicyctyicitivguivohuojvhjiyoushoulddieinsteadofme--Ok, g'day
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:21 PM
to Jemima
fine i'm coming geez
Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:23 PM
to me
Igvtvy hkn jukbFuguuNOmlloljnolnnilI'DjninoijbuinuonioRATHERhijibukbbojbjukbDIEbhikbjukbjbhvyjbTHABkjilhuhhlulihkhibuiBEbknkbkhihhkjbioSAVEDkbkiibihhibhjhjBYhkYOUnbkkjbjkhjbhjbkjb--Ok, g'day
Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:23 PM
to me
Waaaahhh waaaah I think mommy is dead and it's all your fault--Ok, g'day
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:25 PM
to Jemima
Actually, I offered to save her but she said she'd rather die.
Jemima Camisole <gemami@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:26 PM
to me
No! I don't believe you! You're going to be blocked. I HATE YOU!--Ok, g'day
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:34 PM
to Jemima
oy veyWhat did i doIt wasn't even my faultand my problem will never be fixedugh
Jovan Camden<whocanjovancan@gmail.com>
Aug 25, 2024, 10:35 PM
to me
and where do I go for customer service!?
Lynn Arouna <lynnarouna@gmail.com>
Feb 8, 2020, 9:40 PM
to Sumayah
Hello. My name is Jeremy. I''m 25 years old. Who is this? I work at and this is the companies email--K bbbbbbyyyyee
Kawaii-Chan x Zane 4 life <maddiesunbeam@gmail.com>
Feb 8, 2020, 9:41 PM
to me
ummm....What?
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