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Date night

Tonight was date night at the Avengers tower. That meant that who ever was in a relationship would get their other half and they would all play games and eat pizza at the tower. Something always goes wrong at these date nights. Last time half of the people got sick because of their mission the day before so the partners had to take care of them. Then the time before that Nick decided that, that day was the best day to send them on a mission. And the time before that one some villins all over decided to come out and play. So this time everyone was waiting for something back to mess this night up but so far nothing was happening

"Dont you guys find it weired that nothing has happened yet" Peter asked 

"Dont worry about it babe, if something was going to happen then it will when it will for now lets enjoy this while we can" Wade said 

"Wade is right, if nothing bad has happen yet then lets enjoy it while we can and not wait for something bad to happen" Tony said 

"Wait, did the Tony Stark, The father to my baby boy, Just agree with me"  Wade said 

"Yes and dont get used to it" Tony said while rolling his eyes 

"Ok so who wants to play some mario cart" Clint asked 

Everyone nodded and they headed to the living room. When they got there they saw that all the kids were already in there playing mario cart

"I thought we sent them to a babysitter" Nat said 

"You did, but said babysitter couldnt keep them out of here" Happy said 

Everyone turned to him and just smiled weakly at him 

"Well if you cant keep them away, might as well join them" Pepper said 

"Daddy! Guess what" Morgan yelled running up to Tony 

"What" Tony asked 

"I beat Lila at Mario cart, I almost beat Cooper but hes to good" Morgan said 

"Nice job sweetie, Im sure you will beat him next time" Tony said, then he picked her up

"Unlikly" Cooper yelled over his shoulder

Everyone laughed at that

"How would you guys feel about us joining you guys" Bruce asked 

"Sure Uncle Bruce you can join us if you want" Nate said 

"Well then move over so there is room for us" Nat said 

After everyone was seated and were comfy they started to play Mario cart. The did teams to see who was the best couple this time. Last time and evertime it was Wade and Peter, with Shuri and MJ not far behind. Everyone wanted to beat the couple but no one could so they made a rule. Those two would be the 'boss round' Everyone else would play and see who comes out on top and then that team would go onto playing Wade and Peter. First up is Tony and Pepper racing against Steve and Bucky

"Come on Uncle Bucky you got this" Morgan said 

"Traiter" Tony yelled 

Morgan just laughed at that but kept on cheering for her uncle. In the end Steve and Bucky won moving onto the next round. The next round is Bucky and Steve against Clint and his Wife

"I dont know who to cheer for at this point" Peter said 

"Well the author already planned out who was going to win so cheer for whoever you want" Wade said 

"Ok?" Peter said questioning what his boyfriend meant by author

The mario cart race between the couples was  going good until Friday started to talk and Clint jumped like 5 feet into the air tossing the controller across the room so. Bucky and Steve won, but all anyone could hear was Friday speaking

"sir it seems that there is a fight going on in down town" 

"so close, well you know what  that means lets go avengers" Tony said

"Can we come" Peter asked 

Tony turned to him and looked at him thinking it over

"No" 

Then Tony and everyone else walked away. Peter just pouted but was happy again when wade kissed him. Since the adults were gone all of the kids and teenagers kept on playing Mario cart while blasting music. Pepper and Clints wife just shook their heads but didnt stop them since they werent doing anything wrong

(Wade here to give you a time skip that is probally just so the author can write more)

The Avengers finally got back late at night. They decided that since it was so late and they were sure the kids havnt eaten anything and plus it was date night they got some pizza and shawarma. What they saw when they came out of the elevator warmed all of their hearts. All the kids were asleep.On the couch they could see Peter and Wade cuddling and MJ and Shuri cuddling, each couple was wapped in a blanket. In the chair was Morgan and Nate, they were sharing a blanket while their heads were on the two arms of the chair. Cooper and Lila had a makeshift bed on the floor made out of blankets and pillows. Each of them had a blanket to themselfs.  On the TV was Hamilton not even half way through

"Why am I not suprised by Hamiltion" Tony asked as he put the food down

"The little ones fell asleep during Finding Nemo, they were pretty tried after they jumped around and played for a while. Everyone else fell asleep after a while of watching Hamiltion as you can see it is still going. They have all been out for at least 20-30 min" Pepper said 

"I think thats the closet Lila and Cooper have been while asleep since they were kids" Clint said 

His wif already took pictures of all of the kid.  Everyone decided that since they didnt want all of the food to be leftovers they would eat some. So they all grabed a bit of food and now they were just sitting at the table talking quitely 

"What should we do with the kids" Bucky asked 

"Leave them unless you want to try and wake them and then deal with their grumpy butts if they do wake up" Clint said 

Everyone agreed to leave them how they were. Before they went to bed Tony, Pepper, Clint and his wife kissed their kids forheads. That night everyone slept great and woke up in a good mood.