Im surrounded by idiots

Adoption

Ok I got this idea from an comment on a different book, I dont remember who or what book it was posted on but if you are the one that came up with it here you go

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(Peters prov) 

I have been in the orfanage for 4 years now, I am 9 now. I wish I wasnt here but what can you do when you have no family left to take you. Luckly the owner of this place is nice and so are the kids so its not that bad. Today I guess some famous people are coming to get a kid, Harly my best friend here is so exicted. I hope one of us gets a new home. We are supposed to line up so that the people could see us but ive been through so many of these that I stopped careing, Harley would be in the same boat since he is older than me but its famous people so hes exited. Im just sittting in cornner reading a book about gamma radiation by Bruce Banner, I know im just nine but I really enjoy his books and I understand what he is saying

"Alright kids line up the people will be here any minuete now" Mrs. T said, she is the owner of this place her name is hard to say so she has us call her Mrs.T

Everyone lined up. all of the little kids were exicted while the older kids just stood there not really caring. I was the only kid that fell in the middle of the two groups. I could feel Mrs.T gaze on me since I wasnt lining up but I could care less this book is good and im not putting it down

"Ok kids they are here so be on your best behavior" Mrs. T said 

(Bruces Prov) 

Tony and Steve want to adopt a kid but they didnt want to go alone so now Im going with them to find a kid. The Avengers have been a break so they thought it was a good time which with our lives it probally is. Right now we are going to the first orfanage which is runned by someone called Mrs. T

"Ok Bruce you are here to help pick the right kid" Tony said 

"I know Tony, but dont worry im sure you two will find a kid" I told him

We all walked into the building to see many children all lined up. All of the kids were jumping up and down once they saw it was Tony and Steve. I was smiling a bit until I saw a kid in the a cornnor reading a book. I looked back to see all of the kids surrounding Tony and Steve, they were to busy with the kids so I snuck over to the kid reading. As I was walking  over to the kid I saw that he was reading my book on gamma radiation, how can a kid his age read that. I went and sat by him but he didnt seem to notice, he jsut kept on reading the book

"You know this book is 2000 pages long" I said 

"Yeah I know, this is my 3rd time reading it, I cant wait till he comes out with his next book" The kid said 

I took a moment after he said that he read it 3 times, how did he understand any of it

"3 times you say. Do you understand what is being said in there" I asked 

"Yeah, in this one banner is trying to find a way a eaquation for gamma radiation. Later in the book you figure out that gamma radiation is more complex than anyone thought because of the submeltical leveles and all of the chemicals that is in gamma" The kid said 

"You really do understand everything in that book. You know if you want I can sign it for you" I said

"not to sound rude or anything but why would you sign it if your not Bruce" The kid said 

I started to laugh a bit. The kid finally looked up and his eyes went wide, and his face went red. I laughed even more at that

"Oh my gosh...your.. your Bruce Banner" The kid said 

"Yep, Im Bruce, whats your name" 

"Im... Peter" 

"Do you have a last name Peter"

"Parker" 

"Well Peter Parker its nice to meet you. How old are you" I asked 

"Im 9 years old" 

"Wow your nine and you can understand my book about gamma radiation" 

"Yeah math and science are my faviorte subjects, Im good at other subjects in school they jsut come easy to me" Peter said 

"Dont let anyone change your mind, how long have you been here" 

"Ive been here 4 years now"  Peter said 

I was shocked to hear that, no wonder he wasnt with the rest of the kids he been here for a while

"Hey Banner we are ready to go, we found a kid" Tony said 

"My Mr. Banner it was nice to meet you, oh can you sign my book before you leave" Peter asked 

"Hold that thought Peter Ill be right back" I said 

Peter got a look of confusion but didnt stop me from getting up. I told Tony and Steve to go to the car and wait for me. They looked confused so I just smiled at them and walked over to the owner of this place

"Hi I would like to adopt Peter Parker please" I said 

"Oh, wonderful. I know he will love this, he begs me to get all of your books, he owns all of them. Let me jsut get the papers" Mrs.T said 

Pulled out the papers and I filled them out. When everything was sorted out she went out and told Peter what was happening and his eyes widen. He looked at me with eyes that were asking me if it was true and I just smiled at him

(Peters Prov) 

I was confused what was happening when Bruce went with Mrs. T into her office. Then Mrs. T came out and walked up to me

"Peter you are getting adpoted" Mrs. T said 

I looked at Bruce with wide eyes and he just smiled at me. I instally ran to my room and got my stuff. I made sure that all of my books were in my bag. When I went back out I looked for Harley but I couldnt find him

"You ready Peter" Bruce asked 

I just nodded my head really fast, He laughed at that. When we walked out to the car I saw Harley standing next to Iron Man and Captain America. We both smiled at each other 

"Your getting adopted by a super hear to" Harley asked 

"Yep, aslo the author of most of my favorite books" I said back 

We all got into the car with smiles on our faces. Me and Harley were smiling ear to ear all the way to the Tower. Then it hit me... Im now the son of the Bruce Banner

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I might turn this one shot into a full book, not sure yet though