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"BRING BACK RICHIEMCBITCHIE"

[03:21]

RichieMcBitchie is online.

RichieMcBitchie: I don't understand this group chat and therefore refuse to participate

Scarlett Bitch is online.

Scarlett Bitch: hey you're back

Scarlett Bitch: how was your date with Cody???

RichieMcBitchie: I don't understand the question, and therefore I won't respond to it

Scarlett Bitch: @/everyone

Scarlett Bitch: we should all play fuck marry kill

RichieMcBitchie: normal people aren't awake at this ungodly hour

Scarlett Bitch: well I guess we ain't normal

RichieMcBitchie: no, I suppose not

Scarlett Bitch: @/everyone @/everyone

Pazazzie is online.

Scarlett Bitch: daaaamn Paz is online whoop whoop

Pazazzie: um what do you mean "date with Cody"?!?!

Scarlett Bitch: ah you didn't hear?

Scarlett Bitch: dipper and Cody are head over heels for each other

Pazazzie: OMFG WHAT?!

RichieMcBitchie: Oh no, you've figured out my darkest and deepest and most dangerous secret

Scarlett Bitch: that's not the only thing that's deep

Scarlett Bitch: ope imma head out

Scarlett Bitch is offline.

RichieMcBitchie: Scarlett Aryn Valentino I demand that you return right this instant!

Pazazzie: 😳

Pazazzie: does that mean what I think it means

RichieMcBitchie: she's just being ridiculous

RichieMcBitchie: Also, I do believe this is first time we've chatted here

Pazazzie: true

Pazazzie: do you wanna explain what just happened there or???

RichieMcBitchie: lets take this to the direct messages

Pazazzie: can't you just call it a dm like every normal person?

RichieMcBitchie: we've already established that I am far from normal

Pazazzie: riiiiiight.

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[03:42]

Private Chat Between: "Pazazzie" + "RichieMcBitchie"

Pazazzie: okay? Do you wanna tell me what happened?

RichieMcBitchie: Why are you up so early?

Pazazzie: Can't sleep.

RichieMcBitchie: Something on your mind?

Pazazzie: nothing I feel like telling you about

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