Life is Strange Chapter 3: Reality

Nonstop Rhyming

(They drove past the mill and saw Sera held captive)

Max: "Nope."

(Rewinds, Sera is free)

Rachel: "Oh hey. You're my real mom. That's cool."

Sera: "Whatever you do don't tell Rachel that her dad is evil."

Rachel: "Uh..I'm standing right here."

Sera: "Well shit."

Damon: "Where's...the money?"

(Max kneed him in the balls then Chloe pushed him into the mill and Rachel burned it down)

Max: "Now finish yo coffee."

(Later they hung out with Steph and Mikey at the picnic tables)

Chloe: "I'm gonna get that Durr bastard this time!"

Max: "Let's dig up some Durr on him!"

Rachel: "But be careful. He's Durrngerous."

Chloe: "Ah! It's so cringey and adorable I don't know how to feel!"

Steph: "Hey guys I invited my new girlfriend Alex to join us."

Alex Chen: "Gnome problem."

Chloe: "Join the club we've got jackets."

(Chloe received a call on her phone)

Chloe: "Yeah?"

David: "Is that grass?!"

(She hung up)

Max: "Who was that?"

Chloe: "Oh just master stache."

Rachel: "He give you whiplash?"

Max: "Invite you to his birthday bash?"

Rachel: "Need me to Hulk Smash?"

Max: "I'm a little short on cash."

Rachel: "Get yo feet off the dash."

Mikey: "This is amazing."

Steph: "I'd love to hear you guys sing."

Max: "That'd be some..thing."

Chloe: "No no we're done."

Rachel: "Don't ruin the fun!"

Max: "When I came back to Arcadia Bay, I won."

Chloe: "...okay that was sweet so I'll give it to ya."

Rachel: "So whatever happened to Jefferson?"

Max: "I think he got ran over by Chloe's truck."

Chloe: "Hell yeah! I don't give a f.."

Steph: "Durrgaron killed you again."

Chloe: "Fuck!"

Rachel: "Of all the dumb luck!"

Max: "At this game, Chloe suck!"

Chloe: "Careful Caulfield. I'm no sitting duck."

Rachel: "In hockey, one hits a puck."

Steph: "Okay. This madness must end."

Mikey: "When you stretch, you bend?"

Chloe: "Eh..solid effort."