Oneshots aus dem verrückten Leben unserer Halbgötter

8 times Will uses pick-up lines on Nico

Will: *looking up pick-up lines to use on Nico*

1.

Will: Recent studies show that we should date

Nico:

Nico: Who the fuck made studies about us?

2.

Will: did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Nico:

Nico: I literally haven't smiled in three years

3.

Will: Nico! I seem to have lost my phone number... Can I get yours?

Nico: Will, neither of us even own a phone. Why the heck do you want my phone number then?

4.

Will: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu Te

Nico:

Nico: What the heck are you talking about? That doesn't make sense to me

Will:

5.

Will: Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine

Nico:

Nico: Will, my dad is literally the god of the dead, what shine do you see?!

6.

Will: Hey Nico! I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine's been stolen.

Nico: Yeah, I'm sure I can work something out.

Will:

Nico:

Will:

Nico: Ohhhh

7.

Will: Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Because you take my breath away

Nico: No, I didn't.

Will: :(

Nico: But maybe I should give you mouth to mouth resuscitation to make sure you're breathing patterns return to normal

Will:

Will: I was the one that was supposed to make you blush!

8.

Will: Have you been working on your osteokinesis?

Nico: No?

Will: Because you're good at summoning my bone

Nico:

Will:

Nico:

Will: It was funny, admit it!