haikyuu boyfriend scenarios

you slap their ass

- this is supposed to be like a crack chap. i'm just tryna make y'all laugh 😔

𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗮 ♥
- he's so confused
- "huh? y/n?"
- "what was that for?" he asks
- "fun" you laugh
- "okay if you say so" he walks away blushing
- "cool" he whispers to himself

𝗸𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗺𝗮 ♥
- his bitch ass turns around faster than sonic
- "BOKE" he screams
- you start laughing uncontrollably
- "o-oh my go-god kageyama you're so red" you say in between laughs
- you double down with your hands on your knees
- "i-it's not that funny idiot" kageyama tells you
- "oh but it is" you stand up right while your laughter dies down

𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗮 ♥
- he slowly turns around to face you
- "what.the.fuck." he glares at you
- "oh hello there tsukishima kei what a very pleasant surprise it is seeing you here" you act formal, claiming your innocence
- "why'd you just slap my ass?" he asks
- "me?" you point to yourself
- "hmm i do not recall ever doing such a thing, when did this such even occur?" you ask
- "do you think i'm dumb y/n?"
- "kinda" you scratch the back of your neck
- "tch"

𝘆𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶 ♥
- "woah hi there y/n" he blushes
- "what was that all about?" he questions
- "i don't know yams.. it just looks scrumptious juicy and fat i couldn't contain myself" you joke with him
- "oh?" he says
- "can i do it again?" you ask
- "y/n what-"
- he sighs
- "yeah go ahead"
- "YAY" you celebrate

𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗮 ♥
- "WOAH Y/N! ARENT I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE ASS SLAPPING?" he screams
- "uhhh we can take turns?" you offer
- he doesn't even have to think before he responds
- "HELL YEAH! TURN AROUND Y/N"

𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘆𝗮 ♥
- "DO IT AGAIN" he tells you
- what else would you expect from noya?

𝘀𝘂𝗴𝗮𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗮 ♥
- "that's an odd 'hello' if you ask me" he says
- "if i add an actual 'hello' can i do it again?" you laugh
- "sure" he says
- that was an unexpected response
- "well alrighty then" you say
- "HELLO" you slap his ass

𝗱𝗮𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶 ♥
- "y/n what in your right mind possessed you to do that?" he looks at you
- "your juicy pHat ass daddy" you tell him
- he has to do a double take before realizing what you just called him
- "Y/N" he yells, completely shocked
- "sorry daddy" you look at him innocently
- "Y/N" he screams wide eyed

𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗵𝗶 ♥
- he just stands there for awhile
- "what just happened?" he asks himself
- "YOUR GIRL TOTALLY JUST SMACKED YOUR ASS" noya screamed
- "YEAH TOTALLY" tanaka added on

𝗸𝗶𝘆𝗼𝗸𝗼 ♥
- she was very much shocked
- she let out a squeal before turning around to slap your ass

𝘂𝗸𝗮𝗶 ♥
- "that was hot but i'm supposed to be the one slapping your ass" he tells you
- "the come do it" you say
- this bitch was up as fast as killua

𝘆𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶 ♥
- she just stands there like 🧍🏼‍♀️
- with a mix of 😳 and 🤭

a/n: i'm not even gonna lie, most of these are out of character but i felt bad for the angst so i wanted to back you guys laugh. enjoy this because more angst will be coming 😜

2nd a/n: just to clear things up, tsuki will not be dead anymore. obviously that was only for the part 1 & 2 of those chapters. and now everyone's relationship will be like you guys never broke up, cause again, that was only for the other 2 chapters