haikyuu boyfriend scenarios

dirty pick up lines they use on you

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𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗮 ♥
- i'm on top of things, do you want to be one of them?

𝗸𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗺𝗮 ♥
- i'm not into watching sunsets, but i'd love to see you go down

𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗮 ♥
- your body is made up of 70% of water. and i'm thirsty

𝘆𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶 ♥
- is it hot in here? or is it just you?

𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗮 ♥
- you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you

𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘆𝗮 ♥
- i lost my keys, can i check your pants?

𝘀𝘂𝗴𝗮𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗮 ♥
- are you an elevator? cause i'll go up and down on you

𝗱𝗮𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶 ♥
- what is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗵𝗶 ♥
- if you're feeling down, i could feel you up

𝗸𝗶𝘆𝗼𝗸𝗼 ♥
- i'm having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?