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<king slime>
{Eye of Cthulhu}
< hey eyeball>
{What ya mongulated slimeball}
<one, dont Fn€k!u& call me that and two, ive been watching that Fn¢k34 and they killed one of my friends>
{ yea be patient at least i agreed to help ya i could ave helped queen bee fix up her house and increase her army of wasps and hornets etcetra.}
<*sigh ok alright anything on eater and brain?>
{Nothing other than the fact that they cant stop arguing about who is more powerful}
<after all EOW has more health than BOC>
{Yeah welp anywho im gonna watch queen bee for a bit and then i will return, see ya fellow blobby friend}
<laters suspicios looking eyeball>
-queen bee ftm-
{Hey buzzkill}
-hello fellow eyeball, need anything-
{Not really, i was just gonna see what you were doing}
- ok would you like any honey i have some here-
{Yeah alright it is really good after all}
-yes my honey is exquisite isnt it-
{Heh gotta agree with ya there, anyway have you heard theres a new player in town]
-oh really well as long as my hives aren't disturbed they'll be fine-
{Ok but slime boy over wherever he is, is complaining that his weak slimes are dying and that my servent of a copy killed him but the guide killed my friend but i didnt complain}
-yeah slimes are weak but some are kinda good like the jungle i helped him with them and same with spiked jungle i tought him how to make gelatine spikes so he made spiked and spiked ice slimes respectively i also gave him a few stingers that i wasn't using as ammo for my beechine °bee machine° gun at the time so he made a spiked jungle slime plus they have a bit of defence too-
{Ye also thanks for the honey it was sweet of you to offer some to me anyway}
-a pun you must say to leave
A pun i always except. You are also welcome.-
{Welp see ya, i gotta see what tantrums slimeball made heheh}
-i bid you a good rest of the day fellow sight mechanism-

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