"Dude. Are you pregnant?"
"W-What. No!"
"Well it looks like it."
"..... Is it that bad?"
"Maybe try some different clothes."
"...... Alright."
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"Wha- girl did you get pregnant?!"
"N-No! I'm a lesbian and a virgin!"
"Well... maybe it's just the camera angle?"
"M-Maybe."
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"Oh wow! You've thinned out since the last time I saw you!"
"Heh.. yeah..."
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"Hey! White castle body!"
".... Wait.. me?"
"Yeah!"
"I-I'm sorry are you trying to be racist or something?"
"I'm calling you fat you moran!"
".... Oh."
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YOU ARE READING
Vents
Short StoryJust a book for me to vent in instead of the other book and distracting y'all from ya bois.
