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HOW TO GET SOMEONE LOVE YOU (STARING HONCHO)

AT BC SOL

RANTARO: so you two want shu to love you?

FREE&LUI: yeah!

RANTARO: you'll have to be valt or follow these steps

STEP1: be on good terms with valt

FREE: i'm already his friend next

LUI: friends with that air head shit!

STEP2: get on shu's good side i.e be nice to him

LUI: SCREW THAT!!!

FREE: YEAH SCREW YOU!!

STEP3: complementing looks ,well it  usually works but shu knows he's hot so ii doesn't work on him so try complementing his personality

FREE: like how he became red eye?

LUI: or how he pushed away his friends?

RANTARO; WTH! no like how he is a good cook , good teacher , a best friend like that

FREE& LUI: oh...

RANTARO : i know this is hard for you but you could do this or-

LUI: OR YOU COULD DRUG HIM OR ASK HIM FOR A PRIVATE BATTLE AND KIDNAP HIM, FUCK HIM UNTIL HE BREAKS, CHAIN HIM UP IN YOUR PLACE FOR AN ETERNITY AND MAKE HIM YOURS HAHAHAHAHA!! so is that it?

RANTARO: u-uh i was going to say presents & love letters

FREE LUI RANTARO:..............

FREE: well rape seems to be an option 

LUI: definitely*smirking*

RANTARO:NO!NO!NO!IT'S NEVER AN OPTION NEVER!

LUI: wel...last resort?

RANTARO:NO!NOOOO!!SHUT UP LUI RAPE IS NOT AN OPTION!!WTAH! i can't handover a good friend like shu to you guys your insane

LUI:*playing bad romance wearing rad shades*

AT RAGGING BULLS

SHU:*shivers*

FUBUKI: shu are you cold?

SHU: no i'm fine you go without me i'll take a dayoff

FUBUKI:okay then see ya

SHU:* waving goodbye*

FUBUKI HEADS TO TRAINING GROUNDS

SHU:*runs to his room , locks door , hides *

*CALLS VALT*

VALT:HELLO! shu! what are you doing ? i'm eating beybread!

SHU: v-valt?

VALT: shu why do you sound scared?

SHU: i-i just don't feel safe today can you come here?

VALT: don't worry shu i'm on the next flight to america

SHU: thanks valt but come quickly i can't breath that good in this closet

VALT: WHAT THE- SHU GET OUT OF THE CLOSET THIS INSTANT!!