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ROBBING

WITH VALT

THIEF: *jumps in through the window and points gun at valt* okay hand me your money or you're dead!

VALT: a thief! Wait I'll just tell this to my friends*opens group chat*

THE CHAT

VALT: Guys there is a thief in my house and he has a real gun.

AIGA: AWESOME! fight him!

SHU: valt he is a thief for beybread's sake! A THIEF!

LUI: I'm done it's shu's turn to handle this, last week I fought that stalker for you remember so repay the debt kurenai.

FREE: just kill him and go sleep valt.

VALT: I'm going to turn him to a good person!

SHU: VALT YOU CAN'T CHANGE EVERYONE! HE'S A THIEF!

VALT: see ya!

CHAT END

THEIF: don't mess with me! I'm holding a gun fear me!

VALT: hmm why do you steal? Maybe you're hungry,oh! I know I have lots of beybread and you can eat shu's sphagetti he makes the best sphagetti! Maybe honcho will share some lollipops or we could ask wakiya to pay the restaurant bill*talking*

THIEF: please show a little more fear I have a gun*crying*

VALT:*Still talking non-stop*

THIEF: AHHHH!*yeets himself out the window*

VALT: WAIT!!MR.THIEF!!!

WITH LUI

THIEF: * sneaks in through the roof*

LUI: another punching bag *smirks*

THIEF:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

WITH AIGA

THIEF:*holding a knife against aiga* give me your money!

AIGA: too bad for you there is none

THIEF: what?! You're the world champion for hell's sake and you still live in a farm?!

AIGA: yeah, even valt lives in a bakery he was the champion before me

THIEF: WTH! THE WBBA PAYS YOU IN MILLIONS WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO WITH THAT?!

AIGA: hmmm, valt started the beybread fanclub with honcho and I joined the forest protection club, actually free is the one who is the president I'm vice President so I spent all the money on the club you see

THIEF: why are you people this dumb?! Hmmm* looks around* okay don't move kid I'm taking this sheep, I bet I can sell this for quiet a price.

AIGA: *goes into his dark reasonance* DROP.... THE... SHEEP!

WITH SHU

THIEF: this place looks filthy rich now where is that locker?

SHU:*just came back from a meeting* I'm tired fubuki

FUBUKI: must be tired after a meeting like that

SHU: why do I have to work with that stupid lui?!

FUBUKI: can't help it w-wait who's that?!*points at thief*

THIEF:* frozen in place* i-i I'm

SHU: a thief huh? I'm too tired to deal with this, just take the money and leave, I'm going to sleep fubuki

FUBUKI: WHAT?! SHU that's not how you do things!

THIEF: I'll just take the money *accidentally breaks a tiny statue of beypop shu* sorry.

SHU: THAT WAS MY B'DAY GIFT, VALT AND AIGA MADE IT FOR ME BY THEMSELVES, I'LL KILL YOU!!!*becomes redeye*

FUBUKI: NO!! SHUU!!!

WITH FREE

THIEF:*points gun at free* give me your money now or I'll kill you!

FREE: oh? You going to kill me? Go on do it..

THIEF: WHAT?!

FREE: but you'll get more money if you kidnapped me

THIEF: what do you mean kid?

FREE: it's true, if you kill me then you'll be dead a second after that cause of my friends but if you kidnapped me you can threaten two richest people even four

THIEF: who are they?

FREE: you can threaten Kris and shu, Kris is the director of the WBBA and shu runs the raging bulls you can even threaten valt he is the previous champion and I'm sure aiga would pay a lot to save his club's president

THIEF: how do I believe it's true

FREE: well go ahead kill me or I'll kill you come on kill me* walks towards the thief smiling*

THIEF: NOO! STAY AWAY..STAY AWAY YOU MONSTER!!