Are We Flirting or Fighting?

08

(this chapter is irl but a phone call, i'm using the same format as before but they're talking, not texting)

sirius

Remus

james

Sirius is calling you!
Answer or decline

Remus hit the green button and Sirius' face came up onto his screen. James was halfway in the frame.

Hiya

Hey

You're cute

Mate you don't just say that

nah it's all good

see james fuck off and go snog lily or something

maybe i will you arsehole

have fun dumbass

bye loser

don't die love you

yeah yeah love you too

[Remus heard a door shut and Sirius laughed]

Is he good?

yeah he's not mad. lily texted him and he ditched me.

Lily?

his girlfriend

I thought she hated him.

nah she didn't
well she used to but not anymore

Cool

what are you doing

Laying in bed

is it comfortable

no

damn
mine is you should come over here

you're a dumbass

it's my speciality

I can tell

hey what dorm building do you live in

296, why?

i live in 295 that's why.
wait if you live so close to the commons why'd it take you so long to get there yesterday

because i was at the coffee shop and not my dorm

why couldn't i just meet you there then

because it was more fun to make you watch from a distance

that's mean

it's my speciality

i can tell

That's my line

mmmhhhmmmmmmmm

loser

of course darling

shit i have to babysit my cousins tomorrow i have to go

damn bye remus

Bye sirius

[call ended]