CUSS WARNING CUSS WARNING CUSS WARNING
Roman: "DOO DOO DOO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOO!"
Marley: "how does a bastard, orphan, son of a WHORE, and a Scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot..."
1 hour and 10 minutes later
Marley: "How does a ragtag volunteer army, in need of a shower somehow defeat a global superpower? How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire? Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross's flag higher? Yo, turns out we have a secret weapon, an immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to step in, he's constantly confusing, confounding the British henchmen everyone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman! Lafayette! IM TAKIN THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING RED COATS REDDER WITH BL00D STAINS! LAFAYETTE! AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I MAKE 'EM DROP AND BURN 'EM UP AND SCATTER THE REMAINS IM- LAFAYETTE! WATCH ME ENGAGING 'EM, ESCAPING 'EM, ENRAGING 'EM, OW! LAFAYETTE! I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS! LAFAYETTE! I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS! LAFAYETTE! I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS and SHIPS and so the balance SHIFTs!
Patton: "We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts."
Marley: "We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea, but
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need."
Patton: "I know."
Roman: "HAMILTON!"
Marley: "Sir, he knows what to do in the trench, ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean-"
Roman: "HAMILTON!"
Marley: "Sir, your gonna have to use him eventually, what's he gon' do on the bench I mean-"
Roman: "HAMITON!"
Marley: "NO ONE HAS MORE RESILIENCE OR MATCHES MY PRACTICAL TACTICAL BRILLIANCE!"
Roman: "HAMILTON!"
Marley: "YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LAND BACK?!"
Patton: "I need my right-hand man BACK!"
Roman: "HAMILTON!"
Marley: "Yeah, get your right-hand man back!"
Roman: "HAMILTON!"
Marley: "I mean, you gotta put some thought into the letter"
Roman: "Hamilton, Hamilton!"
Marley: "But the sooner the better to get your right-hand man BACK!"
Patton: "Alexander Hamilton, troops are waiting in the field for you. If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide~, oh, Alexander Hamilton, I have soldiers that will yield for you. If we manage to get this right, they'll surrender by early light! The world will never be the same! Alexander~"
-15 minutes later-
Marley: Dear Theodosia what to say to you?~ You have my eyes, you have your mother's name, when you came into the world you cried and it broke my heart...
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Siblings? (a platonic Virgil x Random Character I made up dont judge-)
Non-FictionRandom Character (idk a name yet- it'll come to me, Ok?) is a new side and is particularly drawn to the side that wants to be around them the least. Inspired by Weirdness (Sanders Sides x Reader ) by FriskVanlockster1011