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The gif has nothing to do with the fic I just like it. Hi this is such an unbelievably stupid one shot but I was listening to this song on repeat for 3 hours and it just came into my mind. I would like to formally apologize for this trash. I am so so sorry.
The whole team is at the bar, everyone is pretty smashed including Reid and Hotch to your surprise and you, the girls and Morgan are discussing your favorite Britney song. To be fair you had a very hard time choosing.
"Piece of Me is iconic, but I think I would have to go with Circus" is your answer.
"See I would say that mine is Womanizer"
"OF course you would say that Morgan"
"Well Emily what's yours then?
"3" She says smirking at Derek.
He bursts out laughing
"You're just as bad as me"
"Nah I'm worse then you"
You decide it is not the time for another who's dirtier fight. "Garcia what's yours?"
"I like ... Baby One More Time, one of the OG's"
At this point your boss speaks up, you expect him to be very done with this conversation.
"Does anyone know if she ever found Amy?"
You nearly spit out your drink and the girls and Morgan start laughing.
He looks puzzled at everyones reaction, almost like he regrets asking.
"I only heard the song once on the radio I figured she might have come out with a part two"
"You know that used to be my go to karaoke song at college parties" You say trying to get them to stop laughing at Hotch, he now looks a little red in the face.
You see Emily and Derek share a look before she whispers something in his ear, and you now regret speaking up.
"No no no no no guys no, you would need to feed me several shots"
"Done" Morgan says before getting up to go to the bartender, then over to the guy at the karaoke table.
You look at Em, which is more like a glare if you're being honest. You know what she told Morgan, how you've wanted him since seeing him open the door to your interview. You only told her because you and her had a drunken night where you guessed each others kinks and she guessed your biggest one, the boss kink.
Which means what they just communicated about is a very bad idea because neither of them know that you are currently banging your boss.
"I am a little lost of what's happening now"
Morgan gets back to the table with 3 shots of what you're assuming is vodka.
"Miss Britney here is gonna do her college karaoke song and you're gonna listen closely to it so you don't ask anyone if she found Amy. Now drink up"
