brutal , tmd

━ type of drunk they are

adam: sleepy drunk
- "y/n, i'm tired..."
- "i'm going sleep now,"

charlie: moody drunk
-"am i not good enough for orion, bombay, anyone?"
-"i loveee youuu, y/nnn,"

dean: crazy drunk
-"WHOO! WHO WANTS A SHOT?"
-"I WANT TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF!" 

fulton: confused drunk
-"y/n, why do i have 10 fingers?"
-"where am i?"

guy: clingy drunk
-"i want to cuddle with y/n!"
-"where's y/n, i want y/n!"

dwayne: talkative drunk
-"you know i want a dog, no i want ten dogs!"
-"did you know if you close your eyes, it's pitch dark?"

russ: angry drunk
-"give my drink, bitch!"
-"did you just bump my shoulder?"

goldberg: droopy drunk
-*starts to mumble words to a random song*
-starts to trip and fall everywhere

averman: sad drunk
-"why am i happy all the time?"
-"are my jokes funny? tell me they're funny,"

kenny: quiet drunk
-*quietly mumbles*
-"y/n, can we leave?"

luis: horny drunk
-"y/n, i want you,"
-"just give me fifteen
minutes and i'll die
a happy man!!" 

julie: happy drunk
-"i loveee youu, y/n!"
-"that's my baby girl!"

connie: party drunk
-"y/n, come dance with me!"
-"whoo! let's go, guys!"