Chapter 8 - Bottled Water and Sticks

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Hollyleaf: Welcome to Top Ten Ways to Annoy Jayfeather.

Lionblaze: Or Jazzy, as he is more commonly known as.

Hollyleaf: We have finally reached the top three!

Lionblaze: I know! So exciting!

Hollyleaf: Number 3 is... Dun Dun Duhhhhhhh – bottled water.

Lionblaze: Wait what?

Hollyleaf: You heard it. Bottled water.

Lionblaze: Uhhhhh fine! But we didn't plan this.

Hollyleaf: Oh silly, silly Lionblaze. I have been planning this for years. MWA HA HA HA!

Lionblaze: Ummmmmm. We only started this show a month ago.

Hollyleaf: I know.

Lionblaze: Creepy.

Hollyleaf: Yes.

Lionblaze: Aaaaaaanyway, back to the show.

Hollyleaf: Yes. BACK TO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets out brand new camera*

Lionblaze: What happened to my camera?!?

Hollyleaf: Oh that piece of junk? I burnt it.

Lionblaze: WHAT?!?

Hollyleaf: Hey! You sound like Jazzy.

Lionblaze: *grinds teeth*

Hollyleaf: Uhhhhhhh

Lionblaze: Anyway.

Hollyleaf: Heh heh.

Lionblaze: Continue.

Hollyleaf: Thank you. *zooms in with camera. Lionblaze pulls faces at it*

Lionblaze: *whispering* I WILL GET YOU LATER

Ivypool: Hey Dovewing, can you get me a bottle of water.

Dovewing: Sure!

Jayfeather: *open mouthed* Whaaaaaaaa?

Squirrelflight: *Bramblestar gives her a bottle of water* Ohhh. So refreshing. Thank you Bramblestar.

Bramblestar: You're welcome.

Jayfeather: Hey Bramblestar-

Bramblestar: *sprays Anti-Jayfeather Repellent on him and Squirrelflight*

Jayfeather: *sigh* Hey Briarlight, why does everyone have bottled water except me.

Briarlight: It's like, the latest trend. Keep up Jazzy!

Jayfeather: *groan* Not you as well!

Briarlight: *smirk* Yes me as well.

Jayfeather: I can't believe I'm doing this. *sigh*. Hey Lionblaze!

Lionblaze: Wuddup bro?

Jayfeather: *confused look*

Hollyleaf: Sorry he's on a sugar high. He got into my secret stash of lollies.

Jayfeather: Anyway, why does everyone have bottled water?

Hollyleaf: OMSC YOU DON'T KNOW YOU ARE LIKE SOOOOOOOO BEHIND THE LATEST TRENDS.

Jayfeather: Shut up!

Hollyleaf: *smirk*

Jayfeather: I'm thirsty, can I have a drink of your bottled water.

Hollyleaf: Uhhhhhhh NO! Get your own!

Jayfeather: Where do I get some?

Hollyleaf: OMSC I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET IT.

Jayfeather: I give up. *goes down to the lake to get a drink and sees his stick in the water* Noooooooooooooo!!!!!! My stick!!!!!!!! *dives into the water and doesn't notice Hollyleaf filming*

Hollyleaf: Haaaaaaaaaaa!

Jayfeather: *confused* Wait what?

Hollyleaf: Let me tell you a story. *everyone in ThunderClan gathers around her* Once upon a time there was a beautiful and intelligent she-cat named Hollyleaf who hatched a plan. It was an amazing and well-crafted plan. It-

Squirrelflight: Get to the point!

Hollyleaf: Okay, okay. For our third-place spot it had to be something good. For my plan to work, I had to control what was happening.

Lionblaze: So you made sure I found your stash of lollies and went on a sugar high.

Hollyleaf: Oh no. That wasn't my stash, you will never find it. That was just a pile of lollies.

Lionblaze: Oh.

Hollyleaf: After that I refused to tell Jay-Jay where to get bottled water, so he was forced to go down to the stream to get a drink. I then put his stick in the water, forcing him to dive in and get it.

Squirrelflight: Why did you want him to get the stick?

Hollyleaf: For our show.

Squirrelflight: Should've guessed.

Hollyleaf: The third-place spot on Top Ten Ways to Annoy Jayfeather goes to... Dun Dun Duhhhhhhh... Sticks!

*applause*

Hollyleaf: Thank you, thank you.

Jayfeather: I hate you, and I hate this show! *whispering* But not you Stick. *he strokes it*

Lionblaze: *ignoring him* Spoiler for our next episode: it has two parts!

Hollyleaf: That's right, our next episode will be a two-parter!

Lionblaze and Hollyleaf: SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!

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