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016; 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐢 𝐝𝐨

SHE

zach's soulmate😼
liv i did a bad thing-

jonahs future wife😻
di how many times do i have to tell you-
dming harry styles doesn't mean he's gonna drop everything and marry you

zach's soulmate😼
no liv i'm serious i did a really bad thing. i'm a horrible human being and a terrible friend

also wtf- i'm a zayn/ louis girl thank you very much

jonahs future wife😻
is it worse than you getting tickets to go see one direction with 5sos and then not inviting me to come with you-

zach's soulmate😼
no liv i'm not playing around. i'm freaking out and i don't know what to do

also i'm sorry but i wanted to hear mr zayn malik sing my name so-

jonahs future wife😻
okay fine what did you do

zach's soulmate😼
more like who did i do-

jonahs future wife😻
oh my god.

DIANA MAY STEVENS- did you have aNOTHER one night stand 🙀😼😼

zach's soulmate😼
👁👄👁

jonahs future wife😻
WAIT A SECOND-

was it with one of the boys?

jonah?

ZACH?

MY GOD IT WASNT CORBYN OR DANIEL WAS IT-

zach's soulmate😼
NO IT WASNT CORBYN WHAT THE FUCK
AND IT CERTAINLY WASNT DANIEL BEFAUSE I AM THE NUMBER ONE DATHENA SHIPPER 

THEY BOTH HAVE GIRLFRIENDS

jonahs future wife😻
well so did all the other guys before they broke up with them. so who was it-

zach's soulmate😼
why do you even think it's one of them

jonahs future wife😻
i just know-

i can sense your awkwardness through the phone.

zach's soulmate😼
the fuck are you some kind of witch?