"Y/N is anti-social eccentric intellectual going through loneliness and depression and is currently searching his purpose until it all changes when one girl arrives at his life.
Disclaimer:I do not own Date a Live in any way this fanfiction is just...
"That's it where's the aquarium I am putting a goldfish inside his pants"
(Y/N): "suddenly bounces out of bed"
what happened? who the hell are you people? where's Kurumi? are you DEM? what do you plan to do with me?
Mii: will you just calm down
(Y/N): calm how can I be calm? you all just took me against my will? I feel like a person who has been kidnapped by aliens and is about to be anally probed.
Unknown Person C: should I? *aims a stun gun to (Y/N)
Mii: *hugs (Y/N) and places his head between her breasts* damn I wish I had bigger breasts oh right
"There there (Y/N) everything will be alright, you're not gonna die at least not yet"
"(Y/N) panics even more like a child who is struggling to avoid getting a needle from a doctor"
Mii: alright drastic measures "grabs knife"
"stabs the space between your legs and closer to your groin which cuts the fabric of the bed"
A smile forms on Mii's face
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"Now listen here (Y/N) I really hate crybabies now listen to what I say if you want to live cause your chances of being alive is the same chance of you getting laid
now do what I say or I am gonna cut your penis out
I am still thinking whether I am gonna donate it to science or feed it to the dogs
understand and wait
why is it hard
(Y/N): I don't know
Mii: well now that your kind of calm let's get back to the business you see (Y/N) lets just say your kind of like a Frankenstein and we want you to work for us
(Y/N): oh I get you experimented on me without my consent and you want to use me for your damn operations well
NO
This is my Life and mine only it may be a shitty Life but it's my shitty Life !!!
Mii: you know it was gonna be inspiring but it's hard to take you seriously with that erection of yours
Now I know what to do with it when I cut I am gonna donate it to science to either be experimented on or it could be a transplant
wait what the
did it just get bigger
(Y/N):
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