soo imma give y'all some pickup lines if you tryna reach out to your crushes out there .
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im doing absolutely nothing on this app for halloween bc I'm a lazy whore—but that's besides the point—
I am very dependable and I am 100% sure that my pickup lines will work😉
you will cop a boy or girl so fast that u will thank me in the end .
cuz I got u homies
#1 ayo can I have ur kids
^i said that to someone as a joke before and they blocked me 😀
#2 are u a track runner cuz u been runnin' through my mind all day 🥴
#3 wassup g I'm tryna have ur kids
^thats a more confident approach than #1 if u feelin risky😉
#4 you+me=love
#5 I like ur face
#6 r u a banana cuz I find you aPEELing
#7 u kinda cute ngl my g
#8 I love you🥺 (if u feelin bold)
#9 do u believe in love shorty ?
#10 heart been broke so many times iii don't know what to believe 😔 (this'll make them feel sorry for you)
gon head and try these my ghees . i guarantee u will have a boyfriend/girlfriend by tomorrow 😉
"ur the best selli"
of course I am😎
i no go disappoint you 😛
thank me later☕️
and now back to Greys Anatomy (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
im out 🧍🏽♀️
