Shovels

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"Dang dang doof. I cant fnid my stupid dang shovels! All I want in mt dang life are diggity dang shovels!" Dat purple man screeched from le top of his eyes.

Casity came from room beehind purple man. "WILLIAM YOU IDIOT WE HAVE 72 SHOVELS IN THE GARAGE!!! Go die in a holw then I can take u to hell." She said calmely but she was goin to murder him.

"Shovels, I just love my shovels! I can smacc ya to outer space yeeheehee." Dat purple man screeeched like a dieing crow.

"Oh frick. Michael. MICHAEL GIVE ME DA FRICKIN SHOVEL SO I CAN GO GET MY SHUGAR CUBES. ahoo ahoo ahoo ahoo."

Silense.

"MICHAEL WHAT DA FRICK FRY IS U DOIN" Moldy purple screeched.

"Why fatha...?" Micheal said in a low stupid voice he does when hes goin to go and eat a rock. "I simpley wanted to bring ypu some SHUGAR CUBES" Micheel said like how make scarey british noises under yoir bed. DA END

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