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"Ello ye old chap!" YelDed Nightmareish Fredicle thing. 

"UGHGhghHtUuI uUHhEHehe WhatZ DOoU u WanUtYt" gruMbeled NitemAre cHica likE a NuCLear bomB. "Do yoU bE Wantzting My lEttuce?" asked fred faz beer. ChIca gasped Like a chEeto stabbinG a doriTo and gObbLed that lettuce like a vsco gorl buying scrunchies at da mall.

"MMmmMMmm gIbe Me moRe!!!!!" She Shreeked like an 8year Old chilD losing A FortnIte game. "I donT havE anymOe!!!" Fred wiTh biG sharP teeth saiD. "AHAHAHAHAHAHWWEWEEEEEE" ChiCa laughed as She pullEd out a firE lAunCher and BurntEd FRedS likE a cHicKen fajita. 

And WhenS he was ded, shE atE him. 

"AYO AINT THA CANNIBLISM MATEY" Screamed Nitemarishy FoXy boi. "STFU U GAY FURRY, UR IN DA CLOSET" CHiCa screamEd like a Little kId beIng hiT whit DA chanCla. FoXy sighed and wEnt bacK into hiS litLLe itY bittY teenY weenY Closet. F in da chat for ma boi da gay furry. 

Chica stomped AroUnd da HouSe like a Sea tuttle lOokIng fo plastic. And Den suddenly shE sees da little SLuG chiLd. "U little shi-" she ScreMs As she goes to EaT him. "U WilL beDippEd in Huney Mustard HAHahHEheHehEhUe" She LaugEd but dEn suddenly slUg child ToOk out a GrenAde and TurNEd chIca into an imPossible whopper. 

"HAHA FAKE BURGER" slug chilD boaSted and He thrEw Her into an abySs of DArknEss and deSpair. 

ShE diStegrated lIke a DeaD boDy mAde ouT of ButtEr and Garlic Brewad MMamAm I LOOoVe Garlic Berwads JAhahahahaQA anD thEn fOxY and slUg chiLD had a ComIng out Party becauSe FoXy FaiNlly Came out Of da cLoset as Gay. DA END.

































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