Opening Title Sequence

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(Play these at the exact same time while reading so you actually feel like you're watching this and whatnot. The kazoo does go longer than the second video, so you don't need to keep replaying the second one)
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Peter and Shuri walk towards Stark tower with the camera facing the building. They come to an abrupt stop.

Shuri: Look Dad! I wanna go on the big one!

(They sprint aggressively sprint towards the tower)

In the tower, Tony wakes up to a La Cucaracha Airhorn.

Tony: FRIDAY?

JARVIS: It's Jar Jar Binks now, Sir.

Tony: Wh-what? Where Vision then?

Vision: (FRIDAY's voice and in Wanda's clothing) It's Visionette now, Sir.

Tony: wHAT THE F—

(Camera zooms too close to Tony's dead and alarmed face. Words pop up in white):

Tᴏɴʏ Sᴛᴀʀᴋ, 50
Fᴀɪʀʏ Gᴏᴅᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ

Camera now zooms into Visions concerning smile (I'm sorry for what you're about to see):

Camera now zooms into Visions concerning smile (I'm sorry for what you're about to see):

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Words pop up in white:

Vɪsɪᴏɴ, 5
Mᴇᴄʜᴀɴɪᴄᴀʟ Tᴏᴀsᴛᴇʀ

Steve comes back from his run, looking depressed. Camera zooms in on this schedule, which is taped onto the fridge:

 Camera zooms in on this schedule, which is taped onto the fridge:

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