[For @Living_TeddyBear on Wattpad]
Rain: Hey Asmo! Come over here, I have a dare for you!
Asmodeus: Hmm? No problem!~ What do you want me to do?
Rain: *hands him soap and a towel*
Asmodeus: ...what?
Rain: Asmo, your dare is to-
Asmodeus: W H A T I S I T
Satan, who is aware of the dare: Oh my gosh
Satan: *drags Asmo to the bathroom*
Satan: *turns to Rain* Leave this to me!
*the slamming of a door can be heard*
*distant screams of Asmodeus can be heard in the background*
AFTER A FEW MINUTES
Satan: Here you go, Rain! He would have never done it himself!
Asmodeus: *crying and pouting* Satan, you idiot! Why did you wash off my beautiful makeup?!
Satan: You'll see.
Asmodeus: What is the dare?!
Rain: Um... so... the dare is that you're not allowed to wear makeup for a day and-
Asmodeus: WHAT
Rain: ...and you'll have to look into mirrors all day aswell.
Asmodeus: WHAT THE F-
Asmodeus: *tries to appear cool* I mean, no problem. I'm really fabulous and beautiful after all.~
Satan:
Rain:
AFTER ONE HOUR
Asmodeus: H-hey, Satan, mind if I come over to your room for the rest of the day?
Satan: ...what?
Rain: There are no mirrors in your room, Satan-
Asmodeus, feeling caught: Hmph, as if that was the reason...
Rain, laying an arm around his shoulder: It's okay, Asmo. No need to act like that. We all feel insecure at times. Plus, you're beautiful without makeup aswell.
Satan: *glares at Asmo*
Solomon: *smashes through the door* ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH HIM?!
Rain: nO THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION
Solomon: COME HERE FELLOW HUMAN
Rain: *runs away with a manly scream*
Satan: *still glares at Asmo*
Satan's thoughts: Whycantrainjustcomplimentmeaswellohwaitimnotleviimnotsupposedtofeelenvious
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[For @costhelu on Wattpad]
Rain: Mammon! I have a dare for you!
Mammon: Heya, human! Sure, gimme the dare! Nothing's too hard for the Great Mammon!~
Rain: You have to take a picture of Lucifer while he's asleep.
Mammon: Hahaha, ya don't even need to give this to me as a dare! I would do it anytime! Nothing's better than selling pics of a sleeping Lucifer if ya want some money!
Rain: Oh man... *laughs* Also, you won't be alone. Two of your brothers will gladly help...
Satan & Belphegor: Hey there *both appear as they smirk and rub their hands*
Rain: Are you ready for your mission?
Mammon: Ya, sure! Let's go!
AT NIGHT
Mammon: SHHH! BELPHIE! WALK ON YOUR TIPTOES!
Belphegor: You're being way louder than me right now...
Satan: Idiots...
Belphegor: So... should we just open the door and walk in? Quietly?
Mammon: No, he will notice. I have a better idea. *smirks*
Satan: Oh gosh no
A FEW MINUTES LATER
Belphegor: Why did we walk into the upper floor? I'm tired...
Satan: Why is there a chainsaw in your bag, Mammon?
Mammon: Well, are y'all dumb? We take a photo of Lucifer sleeping from above his room! Let's cut a hole into the ceiling of it with the chainsaw and then-
Satan: As much as I hate Lucifer, NO
Belphegor: Mammon, you're the one who told me to be quiet...
Mammon: Who cares? *turns on the chainsaw*
Satan: MAMMON NO
Mammon: *starts to make a hole into the ground* Woah, these walls are thin
Satan: MAMMON PLEASE JUST FREAKING STOP
Belphegor: *fell asleep*
Satan: OH HELL NO MAMMON I'M BEGGING YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME
Mammon: FOR THE MONEYYYY!!!!
*a part of the ceiling falls down, right into Lucifer's room, hitting the floor with a loud crash*
Lucifer's voice coming from below: MAMMOOOOOONNNN??!!!!!
Mammon: MISSION FAILED, BACKUP, BACKUP
Satan: Oh my gosh
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