Ok first of all I want EVERYONE to know I have nothing against couples.
But when you're being all lovey Dovey around single people STOP.
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT ISH.
Ugh.
A few days ago I saw a person I know post a pic with her boyfriend..kissing.
But these kisses weren't cute little pecks.
They were 'I'm gonna destroy your mouth with my tongue' kisses.
In the picture their tongues were showing and they were biting on them and sucking on their tongues.
And people had the nerve to comment #relationshipgoals TF!
I just.
No.
SToP.
Another thing is when I see a couple in the hallway.
I'm just gonna explain what happened to me.
RIP BALQEES' EYE VIRGINITY
Real life story:
I was walking to one of my boring ass classes.
Then my friend, let's call her L and her bf A, were making out right infront of my class.
I was like inside my head are fucking serious?!
My eyes, my poor eyes.
I then was like "Um.... can I get through or??..."
"I really can't be late to this class, I need an A or B in it"
Then they FINALY MOVED OUT THE FREAKING WAY.
I WAS GONNA STAB THEIR TONGUES WITH A PENCIL.
BUT IM A NICE PERSON.
Anyways.
Like I get it, you are very passionate for your boyfriend or girlfriend.
But no one wants to see two horny teenagers dry humping in a hallway.
Ew.
On to another thing is that you don't need a boyfriend to make you happy.
But a person who I know thinks like that.
Yeah, I get it sometimes we all crave a male or female to cuddle or just kiss.
But don't make yourself look desperate.
The girl who I know has had four boyfriends this past month.
Then she'll tell me sometimes that she's single and then a day later oh look my boyfriend josh.
Once I even argued with her about the problems with couples.
Smh.
Since Valentines day is coming up I'm scared for my life and the hallways.
One last thing is bringing your boyfriend to a girls night.
Like are you stupid or something.
I specifically said GIRLS ONLY!
But no YOU BRING YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND AND IT GETS AWKWARD.
Another thing is when you go to a restaurant, thinking it will only be you and your friend.
NOPE THINK AGAIN.
She of course brings her boyfriend for obvious reasons that never existed.
And once again it gets awkward.
Like I honestly think no one wants your boyfriend to come to a GIRLS ONLY function.
So I suggest you leave your boyfriend at home or you leave.
Because the whole time they'll be whispering in each other's ears.
And smiling and being all blah.
Like I'm not wasting MY time in the day to third wheel.
Like good bye I don't need to see you do this in front of me.
And stop reminding me of how single I am.
I hope you guys liked this chappie!
Please vote,comment, and follow (I follow back)
Big love to everyone, Balqeesxx
