Tommy: so I'm supposed to do everything Techno does? what if he jumped off a cliff?
Phil: if Techno were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff and the angle of entry. so yes, if you see Techno jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff
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FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE 200 incorrect quotes, starring Technoblade and Friends
