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Dick: hey what r u doing?

Jason: reading a book

Dick: can u get me some toilet paper

Jason ...idk I'm just getting to the good part...

Dick: PLEEEEASE JAYYY

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Tim: I got detention

Tim: This is all your fault

Jason: Me?! How is that my fault?!

Tim: she remembers you from her old class, and hated you!

Tim: she even yelled your name while yelling at me!

Jason: Ahah! Ms Blake, right?

Tim: I so hate you right now

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Tim: Look, you guys

Tim: I don't know what day it is

Tim: And why you are doing this

Tim: But please stop

Jason: What?

Tim: OMG GUYS STOP

Dick: Tim? Are you okay?

Tim: I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO YOU GUYS! I'M A GOOD CHILD!

Damian: Drake has finally gone insane

Tim: I'M ACTUAL CRYING GUYS. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

Tim: AGAIN?! STOPPP PLEASE. WHATEVER I'VE DONE, I'M SORRY!

Jason: I'm actually concerned. What have you guys done to Timbo?

Dick: Nothing!

Tim: GUYS SERIOUSLY. YOU SET MY RINGTONE TO SOMETHING REAL INNAPROPRAITE, MADE ME SIT ON A FART CUSHION IN CLASS, MY FRIENDS ARE GHOUSTING ME, PUT BALLOONS AND SPARKLES IN MY LOCKER (IT'S IN MY HAIR!), PUT A PICTURE OF DICK'S ASS EVERYWHERE AT SCHOOL, GLITCHED A A LAPTOP PLAYING 'RED ROBIN YUM' FOR ETERNITY, DIED MY COFFEE GREEN, THEN PUT A PICTURE OF BRUCE WITH LOVE HEARTS ALL OVER MY ROOM'S WALLS, OH NO! AND NOW, RED ROBIN, YUM! IS SPRAYPAINTED ON MY SUIT!!!

Damian: I laugh in your pain, Drake, but I did not do this

Jason: oMg iTs hApPeNiNg tO mE tOo

Damian: Where are my katanas? And why is my Robin suit dyed pink?

Dick: w h a t. why is there a picture of Bruce with hearts everywhere in the manor? OH GOD, MY NIGHTWING SUIT

Tim: WE MUST TAKE REVENGE ON EACH POTIENTIAL SUSPECT! SUPERHERO PRANK WAR

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Dick: I cried when Mufasa died again

Tim: Poor boy

Damian: Grayson, is that the horse?

Dick: tHe HORSE!!!

Dick: DiD yOu jUst sAy HORSE!!

Damian: In my defence, I have never watched it

Dick: It'S CALLED THE LION KING!! FOR A REASON.

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Jason: Who is this?

Jasom: I think Tim changed my contact names

Dick: What did he change it to?

Jason: The Chosen One

Dick: Don't change it back

Jason: BUT WHO R U?

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Tim: Dude

Tim: Buttholes are like pockets

Tim: Like you can store stuff up there

Dick: No they're not

Dick: Get some sleep Tim

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Jason: I just fell off a 50ft ladder. I need medical help urgently

Dick: OH MY GOD

Tim: How hurt are you?

Jason: Yeah, luckily I was on the first step

Damian: You troll, Todd.

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Dick: Bruce wants you in the Batcave immediately

Damian: Why would Father want me there?

Damian: Did you find the bodies in the basement?

Dick: WHAT? NO?!

Damian: Nothing of your concern, Grayson

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Tim: I can't sleep.

Jason: Well I can, goodnight

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Jason: I'm not dumb right?

Damian: Well you did befriend some dumb people

Tim: HAHA! LiKe yOuR bOy tOy rOy

Jason: I hate you guys

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Dick: Want to go prank Bruce

Tim: Hmmm

Jason: Depends if it's worth it

Dick: ...it may result in us being killed

Jason: A hobby of mine

Tim: Let's do it. I'm going to die of caffeine overdose anyways

Dick: timmy n o

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Dick: Whats up guys?

Tim: We haven't texted on this groupchat in two weeks

Dick: So? It's cold outside and I'm bored

Jason: Oh I can keep you warm

Jason: By lighting you on fire

Damian: Enjoy the next 24 hours Grayson

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Tim:

Tim: I just sent a blank text

Tim: I didn't even know those were possible

Dick: Tim, get some sleep and stop poisoning yourself with coffee

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Jason: Hey guys

Jason: Wanna see an impression of my mom?

Jason Todd has left the chat

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