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Tale of weed (shrek is love runoff)

> I was only eight years old

>I loved weed so much, I owned all the kinds sealed in box from ebay

>I pray to dank lord every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Weed is love", I say, "Weed is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a high faggot

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to weed

>I called him a unhigh

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am blazing now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very high

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's Dank Lord

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "420 Blaze it"

> He grabs me with his powerful dank hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my ass cheeks for Dank Lord

> He penetrates my weedhole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Dank Lord

> I can feel my ass tearing as my penis start to water

> I push against his force

> I want to please Dank Lord

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

> My dankd walks in

> Dank Lord looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all weed now"

> Dank Lord leaves through my chimney

Weed is love, Weed is life